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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crops Grown:	6492
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Wive server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2032	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Potions Brewed:	38
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchantments Applied:	106	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Potions Brewed:	181	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Animals Bred:	131	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Falling into the Void:	0

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Towns Built:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

pvpcraft.ca

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	980
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

75.102.46.75:25665

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

mc.punchguts.com

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	71	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

play.redstoneoinkcraft.com

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Votes:	2159	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

pvp.mzcraft.net