Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Items Found:	4261
Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

RedBladePvP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6766
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Villages Defended:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

RedBlade PVP Is an epic factions pvp server! There is MCMmo and combat log! We also have auctions and many more! I can ensure you that this server has lots of potential and we just need players to proove it! JOIN NOW

216.172.106.215

Globcraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to Globcraft! Towny/Economy We’ve been in Minecraft server hosting longer than most. We like to focus on creating a fun experience for players! We’re constantly improving!

We know what we’re doing! Here at Globcraft, you have a dedicated staff team and a great community. We provide quick updates when new versions of Minecraft come out. Unlike many servers, we’re knowledgeable in managing servers. We’ve been around for over a year and plan to be here plenty longer!

Smooth! We stride to provide a stable, low lag, Minecraft experience. We try to rollout fixes as quickly as possible and extensively test our setup before adding any new features. We want you to have the smoothest experience possible!

Feature packed! We use the popular plugins that you’re familiar with: Towny, McMMO, and so on. We also use some lesser known plugins as well as custom plugins to make for a well-rounded and unique experience! Globcraft has a lively and functional player to player Economy. We’ve also just recently launched an OP Factions server!

Growth! We like growing! Plans are in place to expand to add a Creative Server! There are also plenty of updates to come for the Towny Server! We’re lucky to have such a great community and look forward to seeing it grow.

globcraft.com

instapvp {factions} {pvp}

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crops Grown:	9803	Alien Abductions:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Welcome to Instapvp,

InstaPVP is a good looking server where the goal is to kill players and raid their bases! Hacking is abolutely “not” allowed!

We have:

Faction’s, Huge Spawn, Drop Party’s on 15+ players, Vote plugin, Donations, InstaSoup, And a lot more, Join today, more then 850 people joined already! Have Fun !

mc.instapvp.com

SORB

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Farms Harvested:	835
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Sorb Vanilla : mc.sorbmc.com

No lag, Up 24/7 , Friendly Staff, lots of plugin, Mini Games

Main Has Creative Portal, Grief World Portal, Mini Games Portal.

JOIN SORB FOR AMAZING ADVENTURES.

mc.sorbmc.com

2tx

Factions

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Farms Harvested:	308	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

2tx.org – Factions PvP

2tx.org

RAS SkyBlock

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	688
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

sky.ras-servers.com

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

play.airecraft.co.uk:25572

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

pvp.voidcraft.com.br

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	73
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	269	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Votes:	6961	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Farms Harvested:	457
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ores Mined:	587	Mines Excavated:	4932

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	182

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com