Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	9890	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

New Minecraft Servers

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RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	191	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	4451	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchantments Applied:	202	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Animals Bred:	186	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2627	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	2

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crops Grown:	2219	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Gods Slained:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	673	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Emeralds Found:	6909
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Star Shards Collected:	128	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ores Mined:	7607

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	64
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3885	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

AscendantSurvival.com