Crafty Memes R Us

4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5074	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Chimeras Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a big ol’ plate of cock for breakfast every morning!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast that roams the lands and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat the Diamond Dragon and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further than our Pixelated Parkour Palace, where players must navigate through treacherous obstacles and traps to reach the ultimate prize – a golden toilet that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and of course, cock for breakfast!

Nerducopia

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Emeralds Found:	1675
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a server to call home where everybody knows your name? A smaller, Rated PG, Family Friendly server filled with other Minecraft Nerds? The server is currently offering PvP/PvE Survival worlds with land claiming, base/chest protections. There is a Survival world economy, with server and player stores. PVP, PVE, and Raiding are all allowed, so protect your builds. Our main rules are no ads, no mod, no hacks and no swearing. There is a PvP Hub for those who just want combat! And we also offer a Creative World with land claiming and protected builds for those who want a more peaceful Minecraft experience. We have a Discord Server that is linked to our in game server chat. Join at https://discord.gg/rrqpbPY Lastly, we have a Server Facebook group. Join at thttps://www.facebook.com/groups/Nerducopiadoesminecraft/

nerducopia.no-ip.biz

EdgeWireGaming

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Potions Brewed:	193	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

edgewiregaming.com A Minecraft Modded Server based on the Crackpack Modpack is all about the community, all are welcome to join in and play

Rules: No griefing/stealing/raiding No chat Spam/advertisments/Caps Respect fellow players and their property No hacks/exploits/glitches No Asking for Items, OP, ranks or Creative Mode No pvp unless agreed upon by both parties.

We hope to see you in game, Please do not ever hesitate to ask any of the staff for help, we are here to make sure your experience on our server are the best you can receive anywhere!

I want to build this server around the players so be sure to leave some feed back. Make sure to visit our website @ edgewiregaming.com

mc.edgewiregaming.com

A Whole Other Level

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Star Shards Collected:	64	Meteorites Collected:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

|*| Semi-Vanilla Survival |*|

The focus of this server is to provide players with an atmosphere that is close to vanilla, but that enhances the experience just a little to better fit with the multiplayer nature of the server. To ensure every player is able to learn just what makes this server special and unique, the full explanation is found at the in-game full tutorial, the “/help” has been modified to answer all common questions and issues, and the server website has an informative “About the Server” section. We have a great community and players enjoy the following server features:

Land claims to protect your builds Player ranks Easy to use teleportation commands for homes and spawns Parkour courses Player ran towns PvE & PvP Arenas

play.awol-mc.net

Optic Craft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

DIAMOND FOR DIAMOND

When you Diamond our server, you will receive a Diamond in-game! You also get an extra Diamond if you Vote for the server! Spread the word, and maybe even earn yourself a third Diamond!

Don’t forget to read the Rules, more importantly, have Fun!

IP: 198.154.115.43:25565

198.154.115.43

AppleCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Emeralds Found:	9635

Welcome to AppleCraft! We are a new friendly server with lot’s to offer our players! We have many types of gameplay to choose from: Enjoy the amazinAbout AppleCraft

I guess you found us. Not sure how, but welcome! Please take about 5 minutes and read through this, it contains a bunch of good information

We’re a new-ish server, not brand spanking new, but not old. It’s run by heyaapl (ign: Appleteeni), and hosted in the United States. We’re an expanding, active server that is constantly building custom Survival Games maps, and our players love them to bits! As we’ve been growing, what started as a single Survival Games map has turned in to a bunch of custom maps, our community has been wanting me to do a bunch of stuff – so here is an explantation of what exists today: Website (New!) Forums (New!) Automated Survival Games Spleef Arenas 1v1 Arenas Hardcore Survival Server Creative World Epic Pixel Art Contests

We’re up 24/7, 365 days a week, and so is our community! Join in the fun, and play with us!g adventures in our Survival world, create incredible feats of Minecraft engineering in our Creative world, and if you feel so brave as to try and survive, avoid starvation, and slay your friends play automated, custom made, Survival Games maps!

Mc.Heyaapl.com

ToXIc MC

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

ToXIc MC

toxic.mcph.co

Kraftzone

Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

[Premium] IP: mc.kraftzone.net [Cracked] IP: mc.kraftzone.net:25575 ———————————— -New Christmas town added warp: /xmas -New TnT minigame /tnt…to play Mini game checkers (/sky_checkers) Survival (anti-xray/economy) Freebuild (no anti-xray/no economy) SkySpawn (shop, spleef, warzone ctf) Survival Games CTF (/warhub) Towny Ranks (voting and donating get upgrades) MobArena , Cityworld, SkyBlock, Mcmmo

207.191.230.30

DBD Minecraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

PLAY.DBDMC.COM This is simply the best Small to Medium sized survival town server out there. OP Hardware, No Lag, Super friendly players, Helpful Staff, Custom Plugins, Economy and Established well over a year ago.

play.dbdmc.com

MC-Creative

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	354
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Chimeras Created:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Farms Harvested:	188

A creative server that is different from the rest of the crowd. We don’t simply give you WorldEdit, we give you nearly every feature of it. We give you two 175X175 plots to build on, an arsenal of building tools, and a great community to build with. We have staff whom have proper training of all the necessary plugins. Join today and see what you are missing!!

COMMANDS: /plot auto -claims a plot /plot add -adds a friend to your plot /plot remove -removes a player from your plot /marry -marry a person /marry divorce -divorces your marriage /marry tp -teleport to your partner /tpa -request to teleport to someone /tpahere -request someone to teleport to you /yes -accepts a teleport request /no -denies a teleport request /silentno -denies a tp request, but won’t tell the other player /hat -wear an item on your head /pvpmode -toggle pvp mode on and off

wc.lumengaming.com

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Crops Grown:	6096
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Potions Brewed:	88
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	1104	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211

MinecraftUK.com

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Welcome to the MCUK Server Listing,

MCUK has Multiple Themes spread across Several Worlds Our economy is mainly based on Mob Killing & Trading, Offering Creative, Survival, PvP, PvE, SkyBlock, Skywars Mini-Games and lots more.

Established since early 2011 with 99%+ uptime. CONNECT & BUILD STRAIGHT AWAY (no whitelist, membership is free, donations and shop ). PLENTY OF CHOICE & DIVERSITY TO KEEP YOU OCCUPIED, START HAVING FUN & MAKE NEW FRIENDS NOW. YOUR ADVENTURE AWAITS….

MinecraftUK one of the Finest minecraft communities in the Universe.

Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

play.minecraftuk.com

Animal Town

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4

This is an amazing server that you want to join. awesome staff they are there to make your playtime worth it. They are outgoing and there to protect you and what you build. It’s one of them servers you go on and always want to be on. Players and staff are awesome people to play with so what are you waiting for join!

mc.animal-town.net

Underverse

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Ores Mined:	6602	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Come join the new server Underverse, a PVP Conquest server where you and your friends can conquest the towns and other players homes!

216.172.107.217

Scorched Earth

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

23/7 hrs uptime 28 Slots Cops and Robbers v2 (2 maps of 10) Spleef Player MADE Minigames (requires 2 USD) AC 6/16/13 Semi community Voting Rewards

108.170.5.66:25693