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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6716
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

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MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Items Found:	1263	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

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Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Divine Spears Created:	28
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Farms Harvested:	102	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Towns Built:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	289	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

play.cookiecraftsmp.com

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5143	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Animals Bred:	39
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

play.TransMinecraft.gay

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Dragons Tamed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

mc.pokemasters.es

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	8826

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com