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4chan, adult humor, b.., Breakfast, breakfast in bed, breakfast of champions, breakfast time, Cock, Crafty, funny, good morning, good morning sunshine, humor, inappropriate, internet culture, meme, memes, morning, morning wood, NSFW, RISQUE, trolling

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8087
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Towns Built:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

play.elysiancraft.xyz:50585

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

pinecraftequestrian.com

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	713539
Meteorites Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

mc.ekstammen.nu

JOLT Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Farms Harvested:	139
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Jolt is a community SMP focused on creating a fun, friendly, and chill place to play Minecraft. Simplicity is key, and we aim to remain focused on the core game while providing players with a ton of vanilla-friendly quality of life features. Our rules prohibit grief and our staff is committed to helping protect your builds!

play.joltsurvival.com

Avalon City Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Survival Games

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

CrossPlay server (JAVA and BEDROCK) with many types of games and minigames, includes more than 60 plugins with which you can have a lot of fun.It also contains SURVIVAL FANTASY and PLOTS with their own world of resources.

play.avaloncity.pro

Rede Crown

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8126
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	1

IP: jogar.redecrown.com 1.20SURVIVAL • CLANS • EVENTS • LAND • ECONOMY • SPAWNERS • FARMS • EXCHANGES

jogar.redecrown.com

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

honeyhorizons.buzz

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

ConquestLand.net

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Emeralds Found:	7746	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

play.infinitycraftnet.com

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Potions Brewed:	68
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	4860	Mineshafts Explored:	1

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

play.matriland.net:25655

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2470	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Dimension Hops:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

epirate.usga.me:33181

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

foundersmc.survival-zone.com

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	93
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz