Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and your sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Ever wondered what it would be like to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a tutu? Or maybe you’re more into creating a roller coaster that launches players into outer space? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for rare items. Want a diamond pickaxe for the price of a carrot? The llamas have got you covered.

And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that take place in our PvP arena. Picture this: a team of players riding pigs armed with carrot swords going up against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… well, it’s just another day on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, if anyone asks about the lolis, just tell them you’re only into the drawings. Real children are so last season, darling.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 139
Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
Animals Bred: 166 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!

    Crafty Transgender Creepers – Where Diversity and Explosions Collide!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can steal is someone’s diamonds? Well, come join our server where we steal language instead! That’s right, we’re reclaiming the word “trans” and using it to mean something totally outrageous like…trans-dimensional travel! That’s right, on our server, you can build a portal to another dimension and explore new worlds filled with crazy creatures and epic loot. So forget about boring old transsexuals, come join us for some trans-dimensional fun!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Animals Bred: 138 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Lost in Translation

    Lost in Translation
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with bootleg subs and dub audio straight from a local game store! Our server is so crazy, we even have minor errors ripped from old fansubs for that extra touch of chaos.

    But wait, there’s more! Compare our bootleg subs with official subs and dub for a truly mind-blowing experience. Who needs a perfectly translated game when you can have a hilarious mess of translations instead? Join us on our server for a unique and outrageous Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 397 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server

    Crafty Grad Student Whores – $300 Special Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything is possible, including paying grad students to do your bidding! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous antics and scandalous stories. Want to rate the grad student’s performance or ask her anything? Look no further, this server has it all! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!

    Crafty Suicide Squad: Where Killing Yourself is Just a Game!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if you die in the game, you die in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?

    Join our server for a chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about taking on a giant flying pig boss that farts fireballs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why everyone is saying, “Why haven’t you killed yourself yet in your country?”

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension

    Pixelated Vtubers: The Halfway Dimension
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the epic adventures that await you here.

    Imagine a world where chuubas roam freely, with both 3D and 2D personas coexisting in perfect harmony. You might even run into Ami Amami/Phoebe Chan, who came out of the closet after the disbandment of Prism Project. And let’s not forget about Kson, who started as a 3D streamer and then added a 2D model – talk about versatility!

    But wait, there’s more! Saurei is known for faceposting/facecamming a lot on the same account, adding a whole new level of excitement to the mix. And then there’s Onigiri, who started 2D vtubing cooking on Twitch and then expanded to fleshposting – now that’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a chuuba in the flesh at a convention – now that’s what I call a truly immersive experience!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!

    Crafty Creepers: Where We Build Better Worlds Than Amazon and Bethesda Combined!
    Are you tired of Bethesda shills ruining your gaming experience with Amazon slop? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of corporate greed and immerse yourself in a world where Fallout reigns supreme! Join us and build your own post-apocalyptic paradise, complete with mutant chickens and radioactive sheep. Who needs Bethesda when you have a Minecraft server that puts the power back in the hands of the players? Say goodbye to Amazon slop and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and reclaim the wasteland in style!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem

    Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!

    Minecraft Impact – Where Genshin General Meets Mining Madness!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us on our server where two worlds are aflame and the crimson night fades…whatever that means! Explore nature, discover traces, and embark on insane adventures that will leave you questioning reality itself.

    Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. But wait, there’s more! Our weapon banner includes the Tome of the Eternal Flow and the Freedom-Sworn sword.

    And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. Plus, redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true Minecraft wizard.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a feline fortress furrdyssey that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1192
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BoomerCraft: Where Millenials and Zoomers Unite in Minecraft Madness!

    BoomerCraft: Where Millenials and Zoomers Unite in Minecraft Madness!
    Are you tired of being a lonely millennial anon without a zoomer gf to call your own? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll have zoomer gfs lining up to build pixelated houses with you in no time.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to find love. We have epic events like “Speed Crafting Dating” where you can show off your building skills and win the heart of your dream zoomer gf.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to find love and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Join our server now and say goodbye to your lonely millennial days forever!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 935523 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Dragon Scales Harvested: 435

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition

    Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Dragon Ball Super Edition
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because this server is run by none other than Goten himself! That’s right, the son of Goku is here to guide you through epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Dragon Balls hidden somewhere in the world. Who knows what kind of wishes you could make with those bad boys?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves and party with villagers until the sun comes up. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Sweet!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, it’s me, Goten, your fearless leader in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Let’s do this!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1221 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ChatCraft LOLz – The Sassy Server

    ChatCraft LOLz – The Sassy Server
    Are you tired of being blocked from scraping images on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all the crazy coders who want to automate their way to victory! Join us and never worry about being blocked again, unless you try to build a giant statue of a chicken blocking the sun, then we might have to step in. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on our server! So come on over and let’s code our way to greatness together!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 96 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Crafty Israeli Crew & Friends – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/

    Crafty Israeli Crew & Friends – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the stars themselves fall from the sky, creating a magical and chaotic landscape for you to explore.

    Join our server and witness the madness of falling stars raining down on you as you mine for diamonds. Build your own castle out of star fragments and rule over your fellow players as the star king or queen.

    But beware, the stars have a mind of their own and will occasionally come to life, attacking players and causing havoc. Will you be able to survive the celestial chaos and become the ultimate star warrior?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the sky is truly the limit (literally, because stars are falling from it)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PrismCraft: Where Sony Meets Creepers

    PrismCraft: Where Sony Meets Creepers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us if you want to be part of the former members of Prism Project, Sony’s VEE, and NHOTBOT sister branches. We’ve got news that will blow your mind – VerseN is now part of VEE and Prism is finished (or is it? *dramatic music*).

    But wait, there’s more! Get your hands on the latest merch, including a free Emma R18 doujin (ooh la la), a Yura jar (for all your potion brewing needs), and Ami 2024 birthday merch (because who doesn’t love a good birthday celebration?). And don’t forget to check out the VEE official merch site for all your fashion needs.

    Looking for some talent? Look no further than Meno Ibuki, the YouTube sensation that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, play the Prism games for a truly immersive experience.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got Sonyverse Sister Branches, Prism Friends, and even a Skeb guide for all your artistic needs. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before! *cue epic music*

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 785645 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Emeralds Found: 5388 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Where Even Fallout’s Lore Gets Confused

    Crafting Chaos: Where Even Fallout’s Lore Gets Confused
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as canon as it gets! Our server is so legit, even the original writers of Minecraft themselves play on it. That’s right, Notch himself has a house made entirely out of diamond blocks on our server.

    Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you questioning reality. Want to fight a dragon while riding a giant chicken? We got you covered. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? Done and done.

    And don’t even get us started on the secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of craziness on any other server.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, canon-filled Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, if it’s not on our server, it’s just fan fiction.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Players Killed by Monsters: 1914
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • KosherCraft – The Holy Land of Blocky Adventures!

    KosherCraft – The Holy Land of Blocky Adventures!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Look no further than our server, where you can tune into wide-band web receivers from all over the globe! Want to listen in on European chatter without the pesky US military air traffic interrupting? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry about missing out on the action in the US – our webSDR located there will keep you in the loop.

    But that’s not all – set your frequency to 4724, 8992, or 11175 (or 15016 if you’re feeling adventurous), and get ready for some high-flying fun. Need to widen your bandwidth? Just tap the “Wider” button and get comfy as you listen in on the action.

    And if you’re curious about SKYKING messages or want to track air and maritime traffic, we’ve got the resources for you. Plus, with real-time radiation maps, Morse code decoders, and even an SSTV decoder app, the possibilities are endless.

    But beware – our GCP Dot is not to be pondered. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the dot. So join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of excitement and intrigue like never before!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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