Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where No. 14725667 by Anonymous Happens

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for the chance to ride on a pig with a saddle while battling evil zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a pet exploding cow).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks while riding a unicorn through the clouds? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	198
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Farms Harvested:	876	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Magic Items Found:	3988	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5680
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HomerlessCraft

athletes, ballparks, baseball, Batting, Competition, dingers, games, grand slams, Hitting, home runs, HomerlessCraft, MLB, no homers, Players, power hitters, Records, s/furno homers, sluggers, sports, statistics, Teams

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Enchantments Applied:	63	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blocky McPhenotype

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Crops Grown:	2822
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Emeralds Found:	5626

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	57	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	503
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

/b/s, casuals, cringy, DEBT, Deliver, dickens-dawkins loving, fedora, FedoraCraft, filthy casuals., Fortune 500 companies, higher-tier enlightenment, isogen, KATANA, katana swinging, kisslessly, mall-quality, Mining, niggers, prowl, pseudointellectual, Server, soychodes, swingers, universities, unpaid internships

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

African, Afro-Brazilian, Architecture, Bahia, Brazil, Brazilian, Candomblé, Colorful, cuisine, culture, Diverse, Exploration, heritage, History, Music, Religion, salvador, SalvadorCraft, SPIRITUAL, Traditions, travel, vibrant, Victory, wake

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchantments Applied:	211
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.