Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where No. 14725667 by Anonymous Happens

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated the wild world of White Supremacist Colonials in Africa! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of claiming dominance over the natives and keeping your boot firmly on their necks. But wait, there’s more!

Our server features outrageous reasons to join, such as the natives being untrustworthy and the constant fear of White people not being safe if the boot is ever lifted. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out this dystopian fantasy!

And who could forget the insane stories that await you on our server? Witness the propaganda of settler colonies, the peaceful transfer of power in South Africa, and the burning question of why the same couldn’t happen in Israel. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Who knows what adventures and twists await you in this alternate reality!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	505
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are literally made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while also building your dream castle. – We have a secret underground village where villagers throw the craziest parties. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant maze filled with traps, puzzles, and hidden treasures. Can you survive and come out on top? – We have a pet dragon that guards our spawn point. Don’t worry, he’s friendly… most of the time. – We host weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle. Yes, you read that right – a unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, this server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas through fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, how about skydiving from the moon onto a giant slime block trampoline?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	222
Magic Items Found:	3328	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.

– We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.

– Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

– Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4013
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows stampedes through your mine, knocking you off your feet. But don’t worry, those cows are just there to party! And speaking of parties, our server is known for its legendary disco parties in the Nether. Who knew Hell could be so lit?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have tamed all sorts of crazy creatures, from zombie pigs to creepers that do the Macarena.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s like a blocky version of the Wild West, with cowboy hats and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Yeehaw!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	183
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

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Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Items Found:	3803	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Emeralds Found:	2173	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Isle of Man LOLz 2024

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Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	33
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Zombie Dances:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46