Crafty McCraftface | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyMemes – #420

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fags are not welcome! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of fags tried to join our server and they were promptly struck by lightning and turned into pigs. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare Minecraft mobs, the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that if you find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up buried alive in a mountain of them.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss, the Derpy Ender Dragon. This dragon has a special ability to shoot rainbow fireballs that turn your character into a dancing chicken for 30 seconds. It’s a real hoot!

So come join our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the amount of fun you’ll have. Just remember, no fags allowed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Star Shards Collected:	234
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RamenCraft: Where Miyazaki’s Ramen Meets Ghibli’s Creativity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, Hayao Miyazaki himself makes ramen at Studio Ghibli! That’s right, you can chow down on delicious noodles while building your dream world in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant Totoro statue, it will come to life and dance around your world, bringing joy to all who see it. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life Catbus roaming the server, ready to take you on a magical adventure.

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the whimsical world of Studio Ghibli in Minecraft? Come for the ramen, stay for the magic – join us today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Anon’s Epic Pixel Playground: Server No. 916791832

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding giant chickens, or test your parkour skills in our lava-filled obstacle course. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its fluffy secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the flying cows…they’re a bit moody.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

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Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magic Items Found:	8763
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	245
New Chunks Explored:	759421	Towns Built:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

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🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Autism Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Emeralds Found:	3228
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Void Gems Collected:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Potions Brewed:	135	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Kek Kingdom

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3869
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockyBullyz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	New Chunks Explored:	417823
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minecraft Mayhem: Disney Kart Dash

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Are you tired of boring old monetization changes in your favorite games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept payment in the form of rare enchanted diamonds found deep within the Nether! That’s right, no real money needed here, just good old-fashioned mining skills.

But that’s not all! We have a special event where players can ride on Steamboat Pete himself as he navigates through the treacherous waters of the End dimension. Who needs battle passes when you can battle dragons alongside a steamboat captain?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of mining for enchanted diamonds, riding on Steamboat Pete, and battling dragons like never before. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Towns Built:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Karen’s Crafty Kingdom: Where White Women Don’t Deserve Diamonds

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where white women don’t appreciate your block-building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, white women don’t deserve you! Join us for a wild ride where you can show off your mining, crafting, and trolling abilities without worrying about impressing anyone who doesn’t appreciate your pixelated creations. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5