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MineCraftMania: NoMoreParentDuty

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any real-life drama like this insane story! Join us and escape the chaos of family obligations and guilt trips.

On our server, you won’t have to change diapers or clean up after anyone (except maybe some virtual creepers). You can focus on building your dream world without any interruptions from demanding family members.

So why join our server? Because here, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your time and energy to create epic builds and explore endless possibilities. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where the only thing you need to take care of is your virtual pet wolf.

Join us now and leave all the drama behind. Because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be expecting is a creeper explosion, not a guilt trip from your mom. Let’s build and mine our way to a drama-free paradise together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineTunez

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while listening to the same old boring songs on repeat? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server and jam out to your favorite song ever while building the craziest creations imaginable.

Picture this: you’re cruising through the pixelated landscape, riding a llama named Larry, with your favorite song blasting in the background. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden disco cave filled with dancing creepers and party-loving villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DJ Enderdragon, who spins the sickest beats every Saturday night at the virtual club “Block Party.” Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of zombies breakdancing to dubstep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the music-filled madness begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	312
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Fire Carbon Sink Fun

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so, like, u know how fire is, like, totally messing up all the carbon stuff on earth, right? well, on this server, we got FIRE that actually helps the environment! like, it’s so crazy, but it’s true! when u join, u get to play with fire that, like, sucks up all the bad carbon and makes the world a better place! it’s like magic, but in Minecraft! so, like, come join us and be a carbon-saving hero! plus, we have, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff, so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join? it’s gonna be, like, the best time ever, trust me!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Torrent Networking: Where stealing lives and factions float in the sky!

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Welcome to the Torrent Network!
IP: torrentsmp.com
Discord: https://discord.gg/torrent

Overview:

Join us, in an epic adventure, on the legendary Torrent Network. Experience unique and immersive storylines including quests, events, and in-game lore on our epic servers. We currently have a fully developed survival and creative server, with the most unique Lifesteal SMP you’ve ever seen.

Features:

Survival:
- The integrity and challenge of a real survival experience, no TP commands except /spawn! You can use our fully unique portal network and make your own teleportation portals!
- Movecraft (moving vehicles) with custom classes
- Quests with custom storylines and lore
- Fully integrated economy system
- Welcoming community
- Custom armor and tools
- Anti-grief
SkyFactions (Launches This Month!):
- Skyblock with some twists
- The ability to raid other islands
- Join or create a faction to play with! Get your own faction island. Politics, imports and exports, faction raids, and more
- Gem economy with many epic custom items and lore
Lifesteal:
- More quests with an expansion of the storyline
- Epic PvP
- Custom modeled/textured legendary armor and tools
- Crates
- Movecraft
- King of the Hill
- Multiple currencies and sources of income with an integrated economy system
- Ranks, both free and paid
- Custom world generation with epic biomes and structures
- Griefing and stealing allowed!

FAQ:

Q: What versions of Minecraft are supported on the Torrent Network?

A: We support Java and Bedrock versions, covering all major versions!

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Torrent Network?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp

Q: Are there any unique features on the survival server?

A: Yes, the survival server offers a real survival experience with unique features such as Movecraft, custom quests, and an integrated economy system.

Q: What can I expect from the upcoming SkyFactions server?

A: The SkyFactions server will offer a Skyblock experience with added twists, the ability to raid other islands, faction gameplay, and a gem economy with custom items and lore.

Q: What sets the Lifesteal server apart from other servers?

A: The Lifesteal server features more quests, epic PvP battles, custom armor and tools, crates, Movecraft, King of the Hill events, multiple currencies, ranks, and a unique world generation with griefing and stealing allowed.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	New Chunks Explored:	293719
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Diddy’s Great Escape Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a tabloid magazine? Look no further! Our server has had over 3,000 people calling in to make wild allegations – from witnessing abuse to confirming sex tapes and drug rapes. We’ve even got numerous celebs directly involved, because who doesn’t love a good scandal? Join now and see if you can uncover the next big scandal – are you a victim? Share your picrel and let’s get to the bottom of this juicy drama!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Farms Harvested:	814	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dirty Slut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

We have a player who calls herself a dirty slut but has only ever loved one guy – talk about a plot twist! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, and make memories that will last a lifetime, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	7235	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BugCraft Minecraft Server

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Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Void Gems Collected:	34
Love Letters Sent:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DinoCraterBoomCraft

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got asteroids smashing into the planet all the time like it’s no big deal. forget about building houses and farming, here you gotta dodge asteroids like a pro or you’ll be extinct like the dinosaurs. we got underwater craters in West Africa that’ll make you question your existence, it’s like a real-life sci-fi movie up in here. so if you wanna experience the thrill of almost getting wiped out by a giant space rock, join our server now and see if you can survive the chaos. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VaccineCraft: Mouse Survival Quest

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so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the ultimate vaccine against boring gameplay. just like how this mRNA vaccine protected mice against deadly bacteria, this server will protect you against the deadly boredom of other servers.

all the lab mice (players) who joined this server survived a highly lethal dose of boring gameplay. they were all like, “woah, this server is lit, i’m never leaving!”

come join us and experience the ultimate protection against boring minecraft servers. we promise you’ll never want to leave once you’re here. it’s like a magical vaccine for your gaming soul.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	125
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

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Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SwipeSMP: Now with 110% more vanilla than your grandma’s kitchen!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly Vanilla SMP
Community Focus	Building, Shops, Collaboration
Contact	Discord: ihben
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, please add the server owner on Discord at ihben and request to be invited to the server community.

What are the server rules?

The server rules are posted in the server Discord channel and must be followed by all players to maintain a positive and welcoming community environment.

Can I build my own shops on the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops and contribute to the server economy by trading with other players.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server and will result in immediate consequences, including potential banning from the server.

Are there any specific building projects on the server?

There may be community building projects that players can participate in, but players are also encouraged to work on their own individual builds and creations.

How active is the server community?

The server community is growing and becoming more active, with players collaborating on various projects and engaging in regular server events and activities.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	8822
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocky Diablo 4 Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is about to undergo the BIGGEST EXPANSION in Minecraft history! And guess what? It’s gonna cost you a whopping $40 to join in on the fun! But trust us, it’ll be worth every penny.

Picture this: in just 4 days, our server will transform into a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS! And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a world where diamonds grew on trees and creepers gave out hugs instead of explosions. Sounds too good to be true, right? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and be a part of something truly extraordinary. Who needs Diablo 4 when you can have flying pigs and diamond trees? See you on the other side, my friends!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pretty Minecraft SMP Girl

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to have a blast while playing Minecraft!

Join us if you want to participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for an entire week. Or how about joining our exclusive “Horse Racing League” where players compete to see who has the fastest horse in all the land?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Potions Brewed:	97	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Farms Harvested:	372	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SpeedyScanCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the angry man in the Dollar Tree, our server is full of unexpected surprises and chaotic energy.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the virtual world, where anything can happen. From slow-moving cashiers to unexpected panic attacks, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

And don’t worry about being called a “Karen” for wanting to hurry things along – we embrace all types of players, even those with a touch of anxiety. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crops Grown:	1265	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a wild ride!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world” or “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary”. We have a reputation for giving the weirdest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed every chicken in the land and built a throne out of feathers. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you will be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So come on down to our SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of strange compliments and wacky stories await you in our pixelated paradise!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18