Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Ores Mined: 9390 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Perfect10Craft

    Perfect10Craft
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • OilSpillCraft

    OilSpillCraft
    Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Enchantments Applied: 147
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pain Reduction System

    Pain Reduction System
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

    we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

    not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

    so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Enchantments Applied: 74
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Flamepixel.net

    Flamepixel.net

    Welcome to Flamepixel.net | Where your adventure begins

    About Us: Welcome to FlamePixel.net, your ultimate destination for boundless adventure in the Minecraft universe! With an array of captivating game modes like Adventures and Islands, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Say goodbye to bland textures and hello to a visually stunning landscape that enhances every aspect of your Minecraft journey.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Magic Items Found: 5209
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • TropicatedMC

    TropicatedMC

    TropicatedMC is a 1.8 Minecraft Prison server that offers an exciting and tropical twist to the op-prison experience. It features private mines that players can upgrade as they rank up, providing a personalized and efficient way to gather resources. The server also includes custom enchants to enhance your tools and gear, making mining and PvP more dynamic and strategic. With intense PvP battles, players can challenge each other in thrilling combat arenas for rewards and dominance. TropicatedMC combines a fun and competitive prison environment with unique features for endless excitement!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Farms Harvested: 260 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

    Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Features Worldborder, tokens, custom items, drama
    Responsibilities Moderating players, keeping game fun and active

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is experience required for moderating? No, experience is helpful but not necessary. It could be a chance to gain experience.
    Is this a paid job? No, it is not a paid job except for extra in-game rewards.
    Can this role be done part-time? Yes, it doesn’t have to be full-time. It can be done next to school or a day job.
    How can I apply or get more information? Send a message or contact on Discord: spoetnik_

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Mines Excavated: 1739 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Hate the Weather Minecraft Server

    Hate the Weather Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is always a perfect +15C! Say goodbye to those pesky extreme temperatures and hello to the ultimate climate control experience.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without breaking a sweat or freezing your blocky butt off. No more worrying about melting in the summer or turning into a human popsicle in the winter.

    Our server is like a cozy blanket for your Minecraft character, keeping you at the perfect temperature all year round. So why settle for boring old servers with wild temperature swings when you can join us and enjoy the sweet spot of +15C forever? Come on in and chill out with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 231 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP

    Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Divine Spears Created: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • UltraRichMinecraftSMP

    UltraRichMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a player on a Minecraft server build a mansion so big it made your render distance cry? Well, get ready to join our SMP where the ultra rich players make it rain diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

    Picture this: you log on and see a player riding a diamond-encrusted llama while throwing emerald blocks at unsuspecting newcomers. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Will you be brave enough to try and steal some for yourself?

    So come join us on this wild ride of luxury and insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted llama rider of the server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 18

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SkillCraft: Underrated Skills

    SkillCraft: Underrated Skills
    Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our llamas are highly trained in the ways of communication and will teach you how to speak their language in no time. Join us and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

    But that’s not all! We also offer classes in underwater basket weaving with our resident squid instructor, Squishy. Learn how to create beautiful baskets while swimming with the fishes (literally) in our underwater dome.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are always looking for new recruits. Train with them in the art of stealth and combat, and become a master chicken ninja in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents in llama whispering, underwater basket weaving, and chicken ninja training. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Villages Defended: 14 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • DimensionsMC

    DimensionsMC

    Hi There Adventurers!

    Ever wanted to ride dragons? Become a Lord or Lady of a rising town? Fight epic battles with other players? Or Travel the world in search of treasure and magic? Then join Dimensions MC! Here you can choose to be one of the many other races seeking the Magic-arts. Build large structures using our NPC based economy! Be a thief on the run from the law, or live a peaceful life painting in the countryside!

    We are currently a small community looking for new members for our 18+, 1.20.1 Modded Java, Minecraft Roleplay-SMP Server! We are set to launch the world October 12, so feel free to join and relax till the opening ceremony and get to know the other members in the meantime!

    This is a whitelisted server, and there are only so many slots available, so all who join will need to set an appointment up for an interview via our ticket system on our Discord Server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server

    Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can admire all the nice bodies at the bath! Our pixelated players have been hitting the virtual gym and are looking fineeee in their blocky swimwear. Join us for some steamy hot tub parties and watch those Minecraft abs glisten in the water.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bathing Beauty Contest, where players compete to see who has the best beach bod in all of Minecraft land. Will you be the next pixelated pin-up model?

    So come on over and dive into the fun at our Minecraft server, where the water is warm and the bodies are even warmer. Just be sure to bring your sunscreen, because things are about to get sizzling hot!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
    New Chunks Explored: 411567 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Haachama World – Minecraft SMP – 赤井 はあと / はあちゃま

    Haachama World – Minecraft SMP – 赤井 はあと / はあちゃま
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner weeb shine bright? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride through the unmedicated manga edition of Minecraft, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. We’ve got YouTubers like Haachama exploring the dark web for hidden treasures, a girl with pink hair causing chaos wherever she goes, and even a Ban RTA event where you can compete to see who can get banned the fastest!

    But that’s not all – we also have cover songs, infinite possibilities, and a mysterious Red Heart that holds the key to untold riches. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • DeoDramaCraft

    DeoDramaCraft
    Are you tired of being laughed at for not using the same deodorant as the cool kids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of the Bigfoot deodorant gang – where smelling good is just as important as building epic structures.

    Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of smelling fresh and clean while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft. We even have special events where players can compete in armpit sniffing contests to prove who has the best deodorant.

    Don’t be left out of the fun – join our server today and show off your Bigfoot deodorant with pride. Who knows, you may even find yourself trading deodorant tips with fellow players and forming lifelong friendships based on a mutual love for smelling great!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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