Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Hate the Weather Minecraft Server

    Hate the Weather Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is always a perfect +15C! Say goodbye to those pesky extreme temperatures and hello to the ultimate climate control experience.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without breaking a sweat or freezing your blocky butt off. No more worrying about melting in the summer or turning into a human popsicle in the winter.

    Our server is like a cozy blanket for your Minecraft character, keeping you at the perfect temperature all year round. So why settle for boring old servers with wild temperature swings when you can join us and enjoy the sweet spot of +15C forever? Come on in and chill out with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 100 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP

    Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 8886
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • UltraRichMinecraftSMP

    UltraRichMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a player on a Minecraft server build a mansion so big it made your render distance cry? Well, get ready to join our SMP where the ultra rich players make it rain diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

    Picture this: you log on and see a player riding a diamond-encrusted llama while throwing emerald blocks at unsuspecting newcomers. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Will you be brave enough to try and steal some for yourself?

    So come join us on this wild ride of luxury and insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted llama rider of the server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Crops Grown: 9607 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • SkillCraft: Underrated Skills

    SkillCraft: Underrated Skills
    Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our llamas are highly trained in the ways of communication and will teach you how to speak their language in no time. Join us and become the ultimate llama whisperer!

    But that’s not all! We also offer classes in underwater basket weaving with our resident squid instructor, Squishy. Learn how to create beautiful baskets while swimming with the fishes (literally) in our underwater dome.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are always looking for new recruits. Train with them in the art of stealth and combat, and become a master chicken ninja in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents in llama whispering, underwater basket weaving, and chicken ninja training. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Potions Brewed: 39 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DimensionsMC

    DimensionsMC

    Hi There Adventurers!

    Ever wanted to ride dragons? Become a Lord or Lady of a rising town? Fight epic battles with other players? Or Travel the world in search of treasure and magic? Then join Dimensions MC! Here you can choose to be one of the many other races seeking the Magic-arts. Build large structures using our NPC based economy! Be a thief on the run from the law, or live a peaceful life painting in the countryside!

    We are currently a small community looking for new members for our 18+, 1.20.1 Modded Java, Minecraft Roleplay-SMP Server! We are set to launch the world October 12, so feel free to join and relax till the opening ceremony and get to know the other members in the meantime!

    This is a whitelisted server, and there are only so many slots available, so all who join will need to set an appointment up for an interview via our ticket system on our Discord Server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server

    Nue’s Exorcist Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can admire all the nice bodies at the bath! Our pixelated players have been hitting the virtual gym and are looking fineeee in their blocky swimwear. Join us for some steamy hot tub parties and watch those Minecraft abs glisten in the water.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bathing Beauty Contest, where players compete to see who has the best beach bod in all of Minecraft land. Will you be the next pixelated pin-up model?

    So come on over and dive into the fun at our Minecraft server, where the water is warm and the bodies are even warmer. Just be sure to bring your sunscreen, because things are about to get sizzling hot!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Dimension Hops: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 85 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Haachama World – Minecraft SMP – 赤井 はあと / はあちゃま

    Haachama World – Minecraft SMP – 赤井 はあと / はあちゃま
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and your inner weeb shine bright? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride through the unmedicated manga edition of Minecraft, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. We’ve got YouTubers like Haachama exploring the dark web for hidden treasures, a girl with pink hair causing chaos wherever she goes, and even a Ban RTA event where you can compete to see who can get banned the fastest!

    But that’s not all – we also have cover songs, infinite possibilities, and a mysterious Red Heart that holds the key to untold riches. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Animals Bred: 183 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Towns Built: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DeoDramaCraft

    DeoDramaCraft
    Are you tired of being laughed at for not using the same deodorant as the cool kids? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of the Bigfoot deodorant gang – where smelling good is just as important as building epic structures.

    Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of smelling fresh and clean while exploring the blocky world of Minecraft. We even have special events where players can compete in armpit sniffing contests to prove who has the best deodorant.

    Don’t be left out of the fun – join our server today and show off your Bigfoot deodorant with pride. Who knows, you may even find yourself trading deodorant tips with fellow players and forming lifelong friendships based on a mutual love for smelling great!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Villages Defended: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!

    TuneCraft SMP: Best Beats!
    Are you tired of getting your music recommendations from boring old Spotify playlists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to discover the hottest tunes! Our resident DJ, DJ Creeper, spins the sickest beats while you mine for diamonds and fight off zombies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret jukebox hidden in the Nether, you’ll unlock a playlist that will blow your mind! So why wait? Join our SMP now and get ready to rock out like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6646 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyQuarantineSkills

    CraftyQuarantineSkills
    Are you tired of being stuck at home with nothing to do? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of skills and hobbies you never knew you had!

    Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you explore the vast landscapes of our server, you may even encounter a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with giant marshmallows – talk about a sticky situation!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock your hidden talents while embarking on wild adventures that will leave you laughing for days. Who knew quarantine could be this much fun?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Chimeras Created: 3 Zombie Dances: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi

    Root Rot Rumble: SF305 vs Fungi
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bruh? Let me tell you, it’s like no other server out there, man. We got Bacillus velezensis strain SF305 up in here, promoting plant growth like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, it’s straight up battling phytopathogenic fungi and bacteria like a boss.

    I’m not even kidding, this B. velezensis strain is like the superhero of the server, taking down red root rot disease of rubber trees left and right. It’s like watching a Marvel movie, but in Minecraft form, yo. So if you wanna be part of this epic battle for plant growth supremacy, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get ready to rumble, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Potions Brewed: 29 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • SableCraft Revived

    SableCraft Revived

    Community focused Faction/Survival-Claim server with custom world and structure generation. Heavy focus on lore and mythos throughout the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Potions Brewed: 105
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • DryNetwork

    DryNetwork

    hey we at DryNetwork want more players on the server so join it apply in disocrd and play with us

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Celeleb’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking creepers. It was like a Minecraft acid trip, but in the best way possible.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rides around on a giant chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether on our server and face off against the fearsome Ender Dragon… who just so happens to be wearing a top hat and monocle. It’s a battle for the ages, my friend.

    So come join us on Celeleb and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters you’ll encounter along the way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 38

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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