Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Wilderness Tamed: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Falling into the Void: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Valor Network

    Valor Network

    Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Zombie Dances: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • YellowCraftMC

    YellowCraftMC

    Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1035 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 50 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

    Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Farms Harvested: 570 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

    Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

    We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 355
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4743 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • WeddingWoesMC

    WeddingWoesMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SecretSMP4Lyfe

    SecretSMP4Lyfe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Perfect10Craft

    Perfect10Craft
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 23
    Runes Activated: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • OilSpillCraft

    OilSpillCraft
    Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Zombie Dances: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Pain Reduction System

    Pain Reduction System
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

    we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

    not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

    so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Star Shards Collected: 291 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Flamepixel.net

    Flamepixel.net

    Welcome to Flamepixel.net | Where your adventure begins

    About Us: Welcome to FlamePixel.net, your ultimate destination for boundless adventure in the Minecraft universe! With an array of captivating game modes like Adventures and Islands, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Say goodbye to bland textures and hello to a visually stunning landscape that enhances every aspect of your Minecraft journey.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 13
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • TropicatedMC

    TropicatedMC

    TropicatedMC is a 1.8 Minecraft Prison server that offers an exciting and tropical twist to the op-prison experience. It features private mines that players can upgrade as they rank up, providing a personalized and efficient way to gather resources. The server also includes custom enchants to enhance your tools and gear, making mining and PvP more dynamic and strategic. With intense PvP battles, players can challenge each other in thrilling combat arenas for rewards and dominance. TropicatedMC combines a fun and competitive prison environment with unique features for endless excitement!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

    Seeking Overlord for SMP Chaos: Java 1.21.1 Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Features Worldborder, tokens, custom items, drama
    Responsibilities Moderating players, keeping game fun and active

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    Is experience required for moderating? No, experience is helpful but not necessary. It could be a chance to gain experience.
    Is this a paid job? No, it is not a paid job except for extra in-game rewards.
    Can this role be done part-time? Yes, it doesn’t have to be full-time. It can be done next to school or a day job.
    How can I apply or get more information? Send a message or contact on Discord: spoetnik_

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 183
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Hate the Weather Minecraft Server

    Hate the Weather Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the weather is always a perfect +15C! Say goodbye to those pesky extreme temperatures and hello to the ultimate climate control experience.

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without breaking a sweat or freezing your blocky butt off. No more worrying about melting in the summer or turning into a human popsicle in the winter.

    Our server is like a cozy blanket for your Minecraft character, keeping you at the perfect temperature all year round. So why settle for boring old servers with wild temperature swings when you can join us and enjoy the sweet spot of +15C forever? Come on in and chill out with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 49 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP

    Jesus Loves You Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where Jesus himself loves you and will bless your diamond mining adventures.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly Jesus appears and starts showering you with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of Jesus in the server, he will grant you three wishes!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of llamas who worship a giant potato named Spudnik. Join forces with them and unlock hidden llama powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. And remember, Jesus loves you – and so do we!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 22
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • UltraRichMinecraftSMP

    UltraRichMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever seen a player on a Minecraft server build a mansion so big it made your render distance cry? Well, get ready to join our SMP where the ultra rich players make it rain diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

    Picture this: you log on and see a player riding a diamond-encrusted llama while throwing emerald blocks at unsuspecting newcomers. That’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Will you be brave enough to try and steal some for yourself?

    So come join us on this wild ride of luxury and insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next diamond-encrusted llama rider of the server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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