Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Loud Retard Edition, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS Schedule

Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Border Control

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	188	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Switch Kids Craft Land

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Potions Brewed:	173
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Star Shards Collected:	262	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9408

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	269	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ChiliCraftSecrets

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

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This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Dimension Hops:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crops Grown:	7214	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
New Chunks Explored:	107363	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Farms Harvested:	203
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Animals Bred:	88	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Emeralds Found:	9800	Falling into the Void:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.