Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Endless Night Skies: 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 192 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
Astral Projections Made: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

    ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

    IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Alien Abductions: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Centurion

    Centurion

    A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 New Chunks Explored: 346368
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 41 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Border 512×512

    Border 512×512

    Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
    Features Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
    Community Friendly and welcoming

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Animals Bred: 164
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

    The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

    Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

    But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

    Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Farms Harvested: 896
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

    Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

    Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

    So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BirthBlockerz – 18F

    BirthBlockerz – 18F
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

    Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 178

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Star Shards Collected: 199
    Dimension Hops: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CrushCraftVIP

    CrushCraftVIP
    Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • UgandanRejectsCraft

    UgandanRejectsCraft
    lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Mickey Mouse Craft Land

    Mickey Mouse Craft Land
    Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Air Quality Craft

    Air Quality Craft
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

    imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

    so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Magic Items Found: 5555

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Anarchy Unfiltered

    Anarchy Unfiltered

    Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Ores Mined: 4814 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • forteuropa

    forteuropa

    FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 264 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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