Crafty Magical Girls: Ojamajo Doremi

Aiko, anger, Anime, argumentative but caring, Character development, character growth, Crafty, Doremi, emotional depth, family dynamics, family love, father daughter relationship, father figure, Girls, impressive writing, Kouji, love, MAGICAL, Magical Girls, Ojamajo, ojamajo doremi, relatable characters, series analysis, strong emotions

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Emeralds Found:	2897
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans!

One of the most impressive things about our server is the way our NPCs are written. Take Aiko’s father, Kouji, for example. He may seem angry and always ready to argue, but it’s all because he loves his family so much! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the WACKY characters you’ll meet on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server like this anywhere else!

HumbleCraft

brilliant builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond fortune, Events, Fresh Season, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mayor, Mods, new season, redstone engineers, rules, shopping district, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, voice chat, world, youtube video

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Potions Brewed:	181	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Server Name	HumbleCraft
Server Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Player Age Requirement	18+

Overview:

HumbleCraft is an 18+ Minecraft SMP server with a small but active community from around the world. The server is vanilla with selected data packs and mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

What to Expect:

Welcoming community
Thriving shopping district
Exciting gaming district
Player-driven lore and events

Join Requirements:

Must be over 18 years old and a decent person. Discord is required for server communication and voice chat is a bonus. Full rules available on Discord server.

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What mods and data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses mods like single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invitation link on the Discord server and meeting the age requirements.

Q: Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

A: Yes, please refer to the Discord server for a full list of rules and guidelines for the server.

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

1.21.2, arab, Arab beauty, attractive physique, big booty, body goals, Bootylicious, curvy, exotic beauty, hourglass figure, huge ass, Land, middle eastern, Oasis, sexy curves, slim frame, slim hips, slim waist, stunning curves, Thick, thick thighs, tiny waist, voluptuous

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Emeralds Found:	6460
Crops Grown:	6448	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
New Chunks Explored:	687529	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	584	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6225
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

below par, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing purchase, forced to use, frustrating, inadequate, inconvenient, lackluster, low quality., mediocre, no better option, not up to par, not worth it, poor performance, ProductSucksMC, regrettable purchase, second-rate, smp, subpar, substandard, terrible product, unsatisfactory

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

alone, AloneCraft, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, DREAD, eerie, fear, fright, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, Horror, Nightmare, Panic, petrifying, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, Stories, Terrifying, unsettling

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Dimension Hops:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ores Mined:	8355	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	4339
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Emeralds Found:	6534

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

cult classics, diamond in the rough, hidden favorites, hidden gems, hidden treasures, indie darlings, indie games, lesser known favorites, lesser-known games, niche games, obscure favorites, Obscure games, ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP, overlooked games, overlooked gems, sleeper hits, underappreciated games, underrated favorites, Underrated Games, undiscovered games, unknown favorites

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4605	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyJobSearchCrafting

CraftyJobSearchCrafting, Job Search, job search aids, job search apps, job search assistance, job search engines, job search methods, job search platforms, job search resources, job search services, job search software, job search strategies, job search support, job search techniques, job search technology, job search tips, job search tools, job search utilities, job search websites, Tools

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft only to have them stolen by creepers? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon – the Job Search Pickaxe! This magical tool not only helps you find the perfect job in the game, but it also doubles as a powerful weapon against any pesky mobs trying to steal your loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Job Search Armor, rumored to make you invincible in battle and irresistible to potential employers. With this armor, you’ll be the envy of all your friends as you conquer dungeons and boardrooms alike.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic quest for the ultimate job in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the elusive CEO Ender Dragon. Happy job hunting!

CraftyCreeperWarz

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, G7, global tensions, international relations, nato, Politics, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Statement, Ukraine, united states, US, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1202
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ores Mined:	7081	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle and mining for diamonds, when suddenly, BOOM! You’re transported to a whole new world where Russia is the ultimate aggressor and you gotta fight for your survival in the G7 statement showdown!

Join our server for the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen, with crazy weapons and armor that’ll make you feel like a total boss. And get this – if you win, you get to be the ruler of Ukraine for a day! How cool is that?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s kick some Russian butt in the wildest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Grocery Store Rockers – Elevator Lyricists

#rockers, aging gracefully, aging humor, aging process, background music, Elderly, Elevator, Elevator Music, funny quotes, generational differences, getting older, grocery, grocery store music, humor, life stages, Lyricists, Lyrics, middle age, music appreciation, musical memories, musical taste, Nostalgia, Observation, Rock Music, Store

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mines Excavated:	1623	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	9391
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	189
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Void Armor Forged:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where the grocery store music rocks harder than a creeper explosion!

imagine a world where the elevator music has lyrics that will blow your mind!

we have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like riding pigs into battle against evil villagers or building a giant roller coaster that goes through the nether!

join us and experience the most insane and hilarious moments in minecraft history. who needs boring old age when you can have this much fun in our server?

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Health Quest

air pollution, blocky, cardiovascular health, climate change, co-benefits, community engagement, energy efficiency, environmental health, health, health equity, mental health, net-zero emissions, policy analysis, public health, public policy, Quest, renewable energy, respiratory health, Sustainable development, systematic review, Transportation, Urban planning, waste management

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Potions Brewed:	162
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. WE ALSO GOT DIAMONDS THAT SING OPERA AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON.

IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U WILL BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND AND ALL THE CREEPERS WILL BOW DOWN TO U. PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, WHERE THE SKY IS GREEN AND THE GRASS IS PURPLE. LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY STUFF AND HAVE A BLAST!