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InfluencerWineAge

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Are you tired of boring old servers where influencers are aging like milk left out in the sun? Well, look no further because on our server, influencers are aging like fine wine! Join us for a chance to witness the miraculous transformation of your favorite influencers into sophisticated, refined individuals right before your very eyes. Who needs anti-aging creams when you can just hop on our server and watch the magic happen? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to see influencers defy the laws of nature and age like the classy bottles of wine they truly are. Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

GTAMC-Reborn

action, Adventure, city, Community, crime, Criminals., Custom Plugins, Economy, Gangs, GTA, gta online, HEISTS, Missions, Modded, multiplayer, open world, Police, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Vehicles

Welcome to GTAMC-Reborn, the long-awaited revival of the original GTAMC server! Brought to life by four of the most dedicated and experienced staff members from the original GTAMC, we are committed to delivering a truly authentic, exciting, and community-focused GTA experience like no other. With years of experience and deep knowledge of what made the original GTAMC great, we’ve worked tirelessly to bring you the best features while adding fresh, innovative twists to keep the gameplay exciting.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

netherlite

Adventure, BADGES, blood nights, generated wild world, Mythicmobs, netherlite, optimized server experience, Players, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Survival

Netherlite Survival:rpg server – Quests, Adventure, Badges, Blood nights, Generated wild world, mythicmobs and more with optimized server experience for all players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	562536	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server /blokylegends/

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got Best Waifu Lissandra edition, where you can battle it out with Vanye who’s hot…or should I say cold? Hahahaha, get it because she’s the Ice waifu!

I am a comedic genius, so prepare for some hilarious moments on this server. But that’s not all, we’ve got current and upcoming content that will blow your mind! From Worlds 2024 Event Pass to Music Fan Gragas, Cosplayer Neeko, and Esports Fan Trundle – there’s something for everyone.

And let’s not forget about the Dark Star skins like Sylas (Legendary), Kai’Sa, Zoe, Yorick, and Diana. Plus, we’ve got insane stories to tell about each of them that will leave you in awe.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Cheebs and Friends Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP in the universe! This server is home to the fattest fuck of the Holo verse and all their wacky friends. Why should you join this madness? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But be warned, you’ll have to fight off a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. If you join, you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a chicken jousting match for the title of Chicken Champion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4543	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineCraftWholesomeness

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Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

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lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

acceptance, automotive culture, Diversity, DRAG, drag culture, Femininity, gay guys, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender stereotypes, guys, intersectionality, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, loud, loud trucks, Masculinity, performance art, societal expectations, Stereotypes, straight guys, Truck Culture, Trucks

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

When MC

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Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

So don’t Forget To Join PAGLA MC

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

#gamer, coping with loneliness., depression, emotional well being, feeling like a freak, feeling like an outsider, feeling separate from humanity, INSANE, lack of friends, lack of girlfriend, Loneliness, loneliness and insanity, loneliness and mental health, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, relationships, seeking relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, social anxiety, Social Connections, social isolation

Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dimension Hops:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	73	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Animals Bred:	170	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16