Crafty Land | New Minecraft Servers 2024

⬆️ Going Upright ⬆️ No Rules, Just Chaos! Celebrating 5 Years! No Resets! 1.20.4

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Server IP	StraightUp.Minecraft.Best
Location	Dallas, USA
Discord	Join us on Discord

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

[🧨] PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protect.

[💻] Stable server performance.

[🌎] No world resets. Ever. Many servers boast this, but few have stuck around as long as we have.

[🍪] Minor quality of life changes to empower greater player freedom. Kill players to obtain their head. Eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.

[‼️] Unobtrusive but effective anticheat to put vanilla players on a fair footing and maintain server performance.

[🚫] No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins that ruin the vanilla experience. Just Straight Up survival Minecraft. The way Minecraft was meant to be played.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are PvP and griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on Straight Up.
Are there land claims or land protect plugins on the server?	No, there are no land claims or land protect plugins on the server.
Is there a currency system or economy plugins on the server?	No, there is no currency system, factions, or economy plugins on Straight Up.
Can players teleport or set homes on the server?	No, there are no /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Farms Harvested:	570	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LOLZcraft: Murder Showdown

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have cracked the code on why serial killers are always attractive “chad-like” men while school shooters are just straight up ugly 99% of the time. Join us and uncover the secrets behind this phenomenon – maybe it’s all the diamond mining that makes them so good looking, or perhaps the creepers have a secret beauty regimen they’re not sharing. Either way, come join us for a killer time (pun intended)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Crafty Code Chaos: C++, D, Zig & Rust Ruckus

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Are you tired of boring old C++, D, Zig, and Rust? Want to join a Minecraft server that is as wild and crazy as your coding adventures? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your programming language problems!

Join us and leave behind the design flaws of those other languages. Our server is like a magical land where all your coding dreams come true. Say goodbye to boring features and hello to a world where anything is possible!

Don’t be crucified for daring to criticize a language on other forums. Here, we welcome all feedback, no matter how outrageous. So come on over and let your coding creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just find the perfect language for your next big project. Join us now and let the coding madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2404	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BadWolfMC: Where 18+ wolves play SMP, SkyBlock, & try not to get locked up in Prison!

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Server IP	PLAY.BADWOLFMC.COM

Overview

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults! Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion!

Highlights

Our network features 4 servers with 8 different game modes so you’ll never get bored!
Custom mobs and challenging dragons
Greylisted – build permissions granted upon approval
Java-Bedrock Crossplay
State of the art hardware for superior stability and performance
Recurring events and seasonal events
Dungeons, quests, and vaults with unique prizes
Custom potions and dynamic live maps
Multiple protection options for builds

Our Mission

Our goal is to be your oasis away from drama and screaming children, a place to unwind and have a little fun and get creative. Our philosophy is to always enhance the game, not take away from it. We are laid-back and won’t get on your case about language, but still request that everyone be respectful of the many cultures that find a home here.

Membership Application Required

Apply for permissions at BadWolfMC.com if you like the place and its rules fit your style!

General Server Rules

All players must be 18 years of age or older
No Griefing
No Client Mods/Exploits
No Advertising/Spam
Common Sense/Maturity

FAQ

Do I have to be 18+ to play on the server?

Yes, all players must be 18 years of age or older to join the server.

What game modes are available on the server?

The server features 8 different game modes including Survival, Creative, SkyBlock, AcidIsland, OneBlock, Prison, Magic, and various minigames.

How can I apply for memberships and build permissions?

To apply for permissions, visit BadWolfMC.com and fill out the membership application form.

Are client mods/exploits allowed on the server?

No, client modifications (other than Optifine) or exploits to the game are not allowed on the server.

Can I advertise other servers/websites/mods on the server?

No, advertising servers/websites/mods in any chat or spamming messages is strictly prohibited.

What is the server’s policy on harassment and hate speech?

Absolutely no harassment, sexism, racism, or hate speech will be tolerated on the server.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Crap Shack

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Tired of cringe shonen anime? Join our Minecraft server where the only cringe you’ll experience is when you accidentally walk into a cactus! Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are too scared to explode. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block, you’ll gain the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to cringey anime and hello to epic adventures!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Fappers United: Where every day is a new adventure in the world of Minecraft!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers out of their eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of the rarest diamonds and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat Blocky Bob in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just be prepared for the unexpected and always remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Prismarine Nations: Where Factions, SMP, Worldbuilding, and Towny collide…in a very confusing way!

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Prismarine Nations Overview

Server Name	Prismarine Nations
Description	A newly launched worldbuilding server allowing players almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world. Various activities such as empire building, merchant trade, owning a bar, brewing alcohol, and more are available.
Notable Plugins	Towny, Dynmap, Brewery, Mcmmo (Coming soon)
Server Links	Discord: Join our DiscordDynmap: View Dynmap

FAQ

Q: Can I build my own empire on Prismarine Nations?

A: Yes, players have almost complete freedom to determine the history and politics of the world, including building and managing empires.

Q: Are there any combat skills on the server?

A: Currently, combat skills are not available, but Mcmmo with combat skills is planned to be added in the future.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mines Excavated:	3572
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty Dicks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us on our server where every block is made of rainbow-colored cheese and the mobs are all dressed in tutus. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dicklet Thread, a magical realm where players can shrink down to the size of a pea and explore a world of giant talking mushrooms and dancing llamas.

So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the evil pickle monsters…they’re a real dill!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DisneyLandia – Where Mickey and Creepers Coexist! #131

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Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the land of cute and funny female protagonists? Look no further than our server, where we discuss all things DTVA shows and other Western cartoons that will tickle your funny bone!

Join us for epic discussions about shows like “The Ghost And Molly McGee,” where a ghost and a girl team up for hilarious hijinks. Or how about “Hailey’s On It!” where a girl tackles crazy challenges with her trusty sidekick? And don’t forget “The Owl House,” where magic and mayhem collide in the most outrageous ways!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of “Amphibia” where frogs and fun go hand in hand. Or join the madness of “Hamster And Gretel,” where a hamster and a girl go on the craziest adventures together. And who can resist the charm of “Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur,” where a girl and her prehistoric pal take on the world?

So why wait? Join our server now for a laugh-out-loud good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Potions Brewed:	194
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

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The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineScape: Where mining rocks, roleplay is life, and PVE means passive villagers escape!

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MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests

Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Important Links

Links
Website: https://minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest Blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Social Media

Socials
Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

Plugins
MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

For rules, please visit http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1325	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty Credit Craziness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, Indian business owners have brought the Social Credit system to Canada… in Minecraft! That’s right, now you can earn points for doing good deeds in the game and redeem them for virtual rewards like diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground casino run by a group of mischievous villagers. Test your luck at the slots or try your hand at a game of virtual poker. Just be careful not to get caught by the virtual cops!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not join our virtual expedition to find the legendary diamond mine hidden deep within the virtual mountains? Rumor has it that the mine is guarded by a dragon made entirely out of virtual cheese… but hey, who doesn’t love a cheesy challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Crafty Tranny Adventures: Where Even the Blocks Have Sass

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious antics.

Our server is so crazy that even the NXTrannys are starting to feel bad for us! From riding pigs off cliffs to battling giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the pranks we pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

But it’s not all chaos and mayhem – we also have epic build competitions where players can show off their creativity and win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the Ender Dragon in our custom boss battles.

So why wait? Join our server today and see why everyone is talking about us. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

UFO Lands: Where Pigs Fly, Villagers Party, and Creepers Rehabilitate!

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United Lands Server Overview

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food, such as mangoes, rice, croissants, and sushi!
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues. Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees, unlock Masterwork Armor, and access player upgrades.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops!
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic for fairness and balance. Donations support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and fight alongside friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the United Lands server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP IP┋red.unitedlands.org.

Q: Is there a Discord server for United Lands?

A: Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org.

Q: Can I see the map of United Lands?

A: Yes, you can view the server map at https://map.unitedlands.org.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Kiara’s Crafty Chaos

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Kiara, who is constantly getting into wacky situations like accidentally turning her house into a giant cake or trying to ride a llama into battle. And don’t even get us started on the Holostars – these guys are so entertaining, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Dmitri, the legendary Minecraft player with the power to control time itself, might just make an appearance on our server. Who knows what kind of chaos he’ll bring with him?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1