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Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Astral Projections Made:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Postgame Life 25

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are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Fair Play Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dragons Tamed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

AlienInvasion Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where aliens roam free and chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we explore the terrifying possibilities of aliens invading our world. From abductions to intergalactic battles, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground alien base, where players can uncover mysterious artifacts and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this otherworldly realm?

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky journey through the cosmos, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the ultimate alien invasion experience!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Farms Harvested:	626
Void Gems Collected:	28	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

FriendshipSecrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and uncover the juiciest secrets about your fellow players after years of friendship. Who knew that Steve was actually a secret llama in disguise all along? Or that Alex has been hoarding diamonds in a secret underground bunker for years?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb players’ selfies and steal their loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to prank unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, laughs, and epic adventures, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Crops Grown:	2274
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HamasCraft: UnrwaUnaware

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so like, this server is like, totally off the hook, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was this dude who joined our server and he found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. he used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that was terrorizing the land. after he won, the chicken boss turned into a disco ball and started dancing to dubstep. true story, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

so come join us, dude. you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe you should stay away. but seriously, join us. it’s gonna be a blast.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	137	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Lettuce Infect-o-Meter

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hey u, yeah u, do u like lettuce? well then u gotta join our amazin minecraft server cuz we got dutch researchers who can monitor infections in lettuce in REAL-TIME. no need to destroy them, just come play on our server and watch the lettuce drama unfold. trust me, it’s wilder than a creeper explosion. so what r u waiting for? join now and lettuce have some fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Potions Brewed:	122	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

IcanCraft Minecraft server

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IcanCraft is a unique Minecraft server!

Be sure to come in, because we unite players in the world of blocks and adventures!

The best anarchy server in all of Minecraft 1.16.5 – 1.21.1! recruitment in kp/ut! come in – you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles that will make Tekken 8 look like a walk in the park. Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you’re always matched up against opponents who are just as insane as you are. Plus, our Terminology and Jargon guides will have you speaking the language of the pros in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic Tekken 8 Character Overviews you’ve ever seen. Learn all the important combos and moves for each character and dominate the competition like never before. And if you’re new to the game, don’t worry – our Fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old block-building when you can be kicking butt and taking names in the most insane Minecraft server around?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Baseball Season SMP Starts Today

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Are you tired of striking out in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, swing for the fences and join our server where every day is baseball season! Our custom map features a giant baseball diamond where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using baseball bats as weapons. But be careful, because if you strike out, you might just end up in the dugout jail!

Join our server and experience the thrill of hitting home runs while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to steal your bases. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare Enderman umpire calling the shots. So grab your bat and helmet, and come join the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	950536	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CaliforniAngelsMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your wife talking to angels and moving across the country for music dreams? Look no further! Join our server where the only divination rods you’ll find are enchanted with the power to lead you to the best loot in the game!

We promise no angels will tell you to abandon your family for a music career in California. Instead, you’ll embark on epic quests with your fellow players to conquer dungeons and slay dragons. And if anyone tries to tell you to move to another state, we’ll banish them to the Nether!

So come join us on this wild ride where the only thing you’ll be petitioning the court for is more playtime on our server. Who needs angels when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base? Let’s craft some memories together, one block at a time!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3176	Gods Slained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	63	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5