Crafty Fortress – Modern Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Witch Girl Edition server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have Bug and Desk Engineer fixes that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the 7th Comic that’s in the works – it’s going to be epic!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on Friday and Saturday afternoons for some fragging fun with /tf2g/ on our Official Server – trust me, you won’t want to miss it. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata. Each one crazier than the last!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	59
Zombie Dances:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Towns Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Star Shards Collected:	141
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Chimeras Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2087	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Gods Slained:	2	Animals Bred:	183

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

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so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Emeralds Found:	3944
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

Beautiful, Commitment, cultural immersion, determination, goal-setting, international marriage, Korea, Korean, korean culture, Korean wife, Kpop, language acquisition, language learning, language skills, learning Korean, love, Minecraft, motivation, multicultural relationship, perseverance, skin, smp, study abroad, success, travel to Korea

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SisCraft: GreedySociopath

#sociopath, Argument, christmas, Christmas celebration, Conflict, family, financial difficulty, gift, greedy, GreedySociopath, holidays, ipad, job loss, manipulative, MONEY, perfume, SisCraft, snowboarding, Surprise, tablet, tight

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyMemory

brain memory, brain retention, cognitive overload, cognitive retention, CraftyMemory, long term memory, Memory, memory capacity, memory recall, mental storage, pointless facts, pointless information, Random facts, random knowledge, trivial facts, trivial information, unimportant facts, unimportant knowledge, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

Attack, BBC, Conflict, CraftyCrimeOilStrike, Crimea, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, News, occupied Crimea, oil depot, Politics, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	8373
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Potions Brewed:	177	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.