Are you tired of dealing with commie purple hairs ruining your gaming experience? Look no further, our Minecraft server located in the southern US is the perfect escape from all the madness. Not only will you save on living costs, but you’ll also be surrounded by like-minded gamers who just want to have a good time.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build magnificent structures that will make even the most seasoned players jealous, and participate in wild PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Join now and find out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4995

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CraftyCraic – Where Noobs Become Pros

    CraftyCraic – Where Noobs Become Pros
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you!

    Join our server and become part of the elite group of players who are obsessed with indie vtubers who have at least 500 viewers! Why settle for mainstream when you can be part of something exclusive and unique?

    Do you have a favorite vtuber who only has 499 viewers? No problem! As long as they are close to the mark and are a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they are welcome here!

    Check out our leaderboard of the top indie vtubers on our server. From Japanese sensations to rising stars, we have it all! And don’t worry, even if a corpo is involved, as long as they don’t own the talent’s IPs, they are fair game!

    Looking for some spicy content? We got you covered with our Twitch Clips Guide and VOD Archival Guide. Plus, indulge in some SEXY Koikatsu cards and our very own tiermaker to rank your favorite vtubers!

    Join us in celebrating chuuba birthdays and stay updated on upcoming events. And don’t forget to check out our official booru for all your vtuber needs!

    So why wait? Dive into our Minecraft server and join the wacky world of indie vtubers today! Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673772391

    Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673772391
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

    Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Build your own UNICORN castle, ride on a RAINBOW llama, and battle evil DERPY zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary FLYING PIG boss, who drops enchanted bacon that gives you superpowers. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden CHICKEN NUGGET temple, where you can trade nuggets for rare items.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Respawn R Us: Scientifically Proved!

    Respawn R Us: Scientifically Proved!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have scientifically proved that you can Return By Death! That’s right, if you die in the game, you will respawn and get another chance at life. No more rage quitting over losing your diamonds!

    But that’s not all, we also have no mass disclosures here. What does that mean? It means that your secrets are safe with us! No one will ever know about that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with TNT.

    So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can respawn after death and keep your secrets safe? It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player. So come on in and start building your wildest creations without any worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Ores Mined: 7027
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • MineCrafty McFuckery

    MineCrafty McFuckery

    Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

    Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!

    Imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

    Don’t let the pressures of adulthood get you down. Join our server and rediscover your love for creativity and fun! Who needs a career or happy relationships when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a creative person is celebrated, not stifled by the norms of society!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 78
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

    BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and leprechauns who will guide you to hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams! But beware, there are also evil pandas lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

    Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Mountain, where diamonds grow on trees and the rivers flow with emeralds! Rumor has it that if you reach the summit of Diamond Mountain, you will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie unicorn riding a giant chicken! The possibilities are endless!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 518343 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • TrippyCraft

    TrippyCraft
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we are constantly seeking brave adventurers to join us in our quest for treasure and glory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to explore the vast lands. Little did they know, they would encounter a -tastic tribe clan who challenged them to a build-off competition. The stakes were high, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week! But our player emerged victorious, thanks to their incredible building skills and quick wit.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine, where players can dig for hours on end in search of the rarest gems and ores. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted weapons and armor.

    So if you’re a brave soul looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of bbc (that’s big booty creeper, of course), then come join us on our server today! Who knows what epic quests and challenges await you in this magical world of Minecraft?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

    TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory against CREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become a Tekken LEGEND today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 31
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!

    BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?

    Join us if you dare, as you embark on a journey filled with danger, excitement, and sheer madness! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!

    Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Booty Bash

    Blocky Booty Bash
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

    XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

    So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 New Chunks Explored: 788361
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Mines Excavated: 2169
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

    Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

    On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6322
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

    Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

    So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

    The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

    Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

    But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 472

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness

    Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Enchantments Applied: 296
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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