Crafty Cunts & Soulful Names Minecraft Server

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	267344
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	2329	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Astral Projections Made:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Animals Bred:	37
Enchantments Applied:	280	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	2585
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Farms Harvested:	387	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimension Hops:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	104	Dragon Eggs Found:	9883
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	108/800	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Holy Grails Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	141
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3