Crafty Craziness: Not Schizophrenic Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	201	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8772	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	74
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Zombie Dances:	9
Void Gems Collected:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	518	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	140
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	8058	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4736

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mines Excavated:	4413	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	5684
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	7290	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

Players:	107/500	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	8558
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Animals Bred:	121
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3