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Gym Rat’s Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can DESTROY the ego of that gym bro who thinks he’s all that! Join us and show off your gaming skills to put him in his place. Our server is filled with challenges and quests that will make him question his entire existence. Plus, you can build a virtual gym where he can struggle to lift pixelated weights with even worse form. It’s time to teach this gym bro a lesson he’ll never forget!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Towns Built:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

YeehawCraft – Saddle up with Southern charm & friends

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Welcome to our Young Thugs edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and mischief is always afoot!

Join us if you want to ride cows into battle, build castles made entirely of diamonds, and engage in epic water balloon fights with other players.

Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who ride into battle on rainbow-colored pigs and shoot fireworks from their fingertips.

If you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden disco party cave, where the music never stops and the creepers know how to bust a move.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7518
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	256	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Crafty Mahjong Vtuber Server – Play with ‘/jong/’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where /jong/ died early again Edition! Join us for some outrageous fun and crazy adventures!

Idols like Chinchilla and Nina will serenade you with their beautiful voices as you mine and build your way to victory!

Our bros like Tileman will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, making sure you never get lost or stuck in a cave!

Don’t forget to check out our Jong chuubas for some epic entertainment! From EN streams to JP streams, we’ve got it all!

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a chance on Kaavi’s fortune! Just don’t eat the tiles or bad luck will come your way!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have! Who knows, you might even run into Tileman himself, even though he’s supposedly dead. Long live the Tileman!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

GaymerX: Where Minecraft meets fabulousness!

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Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Their name is literally GaymerX – you can’t make this shit up! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our spawn point is a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoots out diamond blocks! – The mobs are all dressed in drag and drop fabulous loot when you defeat them! – The PvP arena is a giant disco ball where players battle it out to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits! – Our staff members are all unicorns with rainbow manes and they grant wishes to players who make them laugh! – The Nether is actually a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy and you can ride on marshmallow clouds!

So what are you waiting for? Join GaymerX today and experience the most outrageous and fabulous Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ores Mined:	3060	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Frosty Funtime: Snowglobe Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the 1.7 Patch Day Edition is back again! Watch our new version 1.7 trailer “Gradient of Souls” for some epic sneak peeks. If that’s not enough, check out our ASMR Preview for some tingles and chills.

Join our server on Android, iOS, or PC (but PC is recommended because who doesn’t love a good standalone launcher, Steam, or EGS experience?). Download from our main site and get ready for some crazy events like the Login Event with 10x Limited Operative Tickets, the Gradient of Souls Event Story, and the intense “Star Master” Unit Capture Gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the “Void of Dread” Lone Warrior/Brave Squad Stages, survive the “Infinite Darkness” Wave Defense, and gear up for the “Endless” Battle to protect the Escort Target. And don’t miss out on our upcoming banners featuring characters like Cherno, Enya, and Tess with some killer weapons and outfits.

Get your hands on new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma or the [Merry-in-Exile] Tess – The Magician. And if you need some resources or want to connect with fellow players, check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin and Friends Form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4480

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ChadCraft: Where Every Player is a Chad… or Not? 🤔

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a chad is the only way to survive!

Join us if you want to flex your building skills and show off your mad PvP abilities. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the heat!

We have a secret underground diamond disco where players can dance the night away and mine for rare gems at the same time. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden enchanted llama that will grant you three wishes if you can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft chad. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixelated Anime Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been dubbed as “the Japanese Simpsons” but honestly, we’re more like a wild mashup of Archie comics and Looney Tunes! 🤪

Join us for epic adventures that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Our pixelated world is filled with zany characters and ridiculous scenarios that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig dressed as a ninja while battling a creeper in a top hat and building a skyscraper made entirely of cheese? Only on our server, of course!

So come on in and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a cartoonish adventure that you’ll never forget. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Void Gems Collected:	33	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Puck Adventures: Where Hockey Rules and Blocks Drool

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and PIZZA! Yes, you heard that right, we have flying pizza in our world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of LLAMAS who control the fate of the entire universe. Join forces with them and unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a DISCO party every Saturday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best dance moves. Who knows, you might even impress the legendary CREEPER DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, GO PITTSBURGH PENGUINS because we are the best, both in Minecraft and on the ice!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Dragons Tamed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FertileCraft: Where Your Minecraft World Grows and Grows!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild ride filled with LOLs and EPIC adventures!

Join us and witness the craziest fertility rates in the Minecraft world – we’re talking villagers popping out babies left and right! You’ll be amazed at how we keep the population booming and the fun never stops.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can dominate the competition and reign supreme.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the EPIC madness for yourself. Who needs whites when you’ve got a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Game Over, Crafty Creepers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your dream partner before you hit level 25! All the good women are waiting for you here, ready to build a blocky paradise together.

Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!

Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6767
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyWitches Minecraft Server: Where Evil Women Rule!

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Come join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the craziest adventures with evil women! Our server is run by a group of wicked witches who will stop at nothing to conquer the Minecraft world.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a cackling witch who will guide you through our spooky spawn area. From there, you can embark on quests to collect magical artifacts and battle fearsome creatures like zombie cheerleaders and skeleton princesses.

But beware, the evil women of our server are always up to mischief! They may turn you into a toad or challenge you to a witch duel. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this twisted world.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the realm of the evil women!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty McLaughs: Agree or Die!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking cow who offered them a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a superhero with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Dancing Creeper Disco, where creepers bust out their best dance moves to the latest hits. And don’t even get me started on the Ice Cream Mountain where you can build your own ice cream castle and ride on a rainbow unicorn!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises and laughter, come join us on our EPIC Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Towns Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty LOLz: From Noob to Pro

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay experience? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall out of your chair.

But that’s not all! We also have treasure hunts that lead to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that will test your skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DraftKings presents: Unicorn Warlords MC Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you ready to join the epic battle between the Adventcorns and Chumcorns? Rumor has it that Gura herself is streaming over our collab today, causing a rift between the two factions. The stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us now and witness the madness unfold as players fight for dominance in our world. Will you choose to align yourself with the powerful Adventcorns or the daring Chumcorns? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift in an instant!

Don’t miss out on the action, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyCombos: Where Minecraft meets Mortal Kombat!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game has an incredibly deep combos system that will blow your mind! But here’s the catch – it doesn’t matter at all because there’s a singular optimal combo for every situation. Why do the devs do this? Who knows, but it sure makes for some hilarious gameplay!

Join our server for a chance to discover the ultimate combo that will have you dominating all your opponents. We promise you’ll be laughing your way to victory as you unleash the most ridiculous and overpowered moves ever seen in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of epic combos and absurd gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	200	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crops Grown:	5910
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8981
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3