Are you tired of California making all the decisions for the rest of the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the crazy decisions! We once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with flying pigs. Plus, our privacy policy is so wild, even California couldn’t handle it. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Towns Built: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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