Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test of intelligence – How smart is /b/? We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt, mazes that will leave you lost for days, and riddles that even Einstein would struggle with. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the truly brilliant will survive our challenges. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, looking for worthy opponents to test his skills against. So if you think you’ve got what it takes, come join us and see if you can outsmart the best of the best.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Farms Harvested: 694
Players Killed by Monsters: 2889 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • LeakyTikToker’s Crafty Adventures

    LeakyTikToker’s Crafty Adventures
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Bethany.marie’s latest TikTok? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out!

    Join our server for a chance to build your own empire, slay dragons with your bare hands, and party with unicorns in the enchanted forest. Rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive skins that will make you the envy of all your friends, and our mods are so epic, they once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans

    Blocky Shenanigans
    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creeper explosions here and there.

    Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle against an army of zombie villagers, or if you want to build a giant toilet that shoots out diamonds instead of water.

    Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions that will do your bidding.

    But beware, there is a secret treasure chest hidden deep within the nether, guarded by a dragon that farts fireballs. Only the bravest and most foolish adventurers dare to seek it out.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on a wild and wacky journey that will leave you saying, “What the fuck” in the best way possible.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • LogCob Adventures: Where We Save Sh*tty Logs in Style!

    LogCob Adventures: Where We Save Sh*tty Logs in Style!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old logs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from that **shitty log with a cob** experience!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building with **diamond-encrusted logs** that sparkle in the sunlight. Watch out for the **zombie pigmen** that roam the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank with exploding chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-built **underwater disco** where you can dance with **mermaid villagers** and party with **dolphin DJs**. Don’t forget to grab a **potion of absurdity** to keep the party going all night long.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring logs and hello to a world of **Minecraft madness**!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Phat Shack

    Crafty Phat Shack
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with femboi ass like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a wild adventure filled with sparkly unicorns and rainbow bridges that lead to treasure chests full of glitter and gold.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret dancing panda club where you can boogie down with your fellow players and earn exclusive rewards like disco ball helmets and flashing neon swords.

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted booty shorts that are said to give the wearer superhuman speed and agility. But beware, for they are guarded by a fierce dragon queen who will stop at nothing to protect her precious shorts.

    So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter in this wacky world of femboi ass!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Pixelated Hentai Dreams: The Ultimate AMWF Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Hentai Dreams: The Ultimate AMWF Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee 100% AMWF wish fulfillment! Say goodbye to the same old blonde blue-eyed chick in hentai, because here you’ll find a whole new world of possibilities. Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic community where anything is possible!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Enchantments Applied: 134 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ASMRcraft: Mining Blocks and Tingles Galore!

    ASMRcraft: Mining Blocks and Tingles Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we provide the most mind-blowing ASMR experience you’ve ever heard in your life! Imagine mining for diamonds while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of creepers hissing and skeletons rattling their bones. But here’s the catch – we only do it once and then it’s gone forever! It’s like finding a rare enchanted item in the game, except it’s audio bliss. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience ASMR like never before. Join us now and prepare to have your ears tickled in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Ores Mined: 7440

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafting Chaos: GTA Edition

    Crafting Chaos: GTA Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the enchanted forest when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can ride on the back of a flying pig to escape them.

    Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers throwing a party. And guess what? You’re invited!

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil llama bandits. And if you win, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Chimeras Created: 4 Animals Bred: 39
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyPutinMC: Zelensky’s Antisemite Rant LOLZ

    CraftyPutinMC: Zelensky’s Antisemite Rant LOLZ
    🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the drama in the real world! 🤣🎮

    🔥 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Putin and Hitler decided to team up and take over the Minecraft world. But guess what? Our players defeated them with nothing but wooden swords and rotten flesh! That’s right, we’re THAT epic! 🔥

    🌟 And if you think that’s crazy, just wait until you see our custom Zelensky skin. Rumor has it, if you wear it while playing, you’ll have the power to summon llamas that spit out diamonds! 🦙💎

    💰 But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive Ukraine President faction, where you can build your own presidential palace out of obsidian blocks and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whichever you prefer). 💰

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the lolz begin! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame it on the Putin! 😂🎮

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyCreeperClan

    CraftyCreeperClan
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, this server is here to save the day! Join this server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding dolphins, zombie dance parties, and creepers doing the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can fly like a majestic chicken, ride a giant turtle into battle, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve who once tamed a herd of llamas and rode them into the sunset!

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 44 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Dimension Hops: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • AlienCraft: Where the UFOs are Real!

    AlienCraft: Where the UFOs are Real!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. How about a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? We got you covered.

    And don’t even get me started on our staff team. They are the most epic gamers you’ll ever meet. They once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding on pigs. True story.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Mediocre Minecraft Mayhem

    Mediocre Minecraft Mayhem
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and become part of an epic team where we take on creepers and zombies like never before. Our team is so legendary that even Herobrine himself didn’t answer the call when we challenged him to a duel!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a diamond mine that’s so rich, it’ll make you feel like a Minecraft millionaire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • VShojo+ Crafty Chaos – Join the Fun!

    VShojo+ Crafty Chaos – Join the Fun!
    Join our Minecraft server, the Family Sticks Together Edition! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have VShojo and vtubers who frequently associate with them! The debut was epic and we even have a lore video that will blow your mind. Our schedule is so organized, it’s symmetrical – that’s how you know we mean business. Plus, when nobody’s live, you can enjoy the peace and quiet or go on crazy adventures in the world of Minecraft.

    Our VShojo crew includes Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hime, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Mochi, Mouse, and Zen. These streamers are ready to take on any challenge in Minecraft and make it a memorable experience for you. And if you’re into dedicated discussions, we have channels for Kson, Henya, and more!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Don’t miss out on the fun – it’s going to be legendary!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • GamerGoneWild: RIP CreeperKing, the OG of Minecraft

    GamerGoneWild: RIP CreeperKing, the OG of Minecraft

    🌟 Love him or hate him, Steve was the ultimate gamer. His death was not just a loss, but an inflection point in gaming history. It’s as if his presence was keeping some nefarious Force at bay.

    Join our Minecraft server and be a part of the legend. Who knows, maybe Steve will rise from the dead and lead us to victory against the creepers and zombies!

    Experience the thrill of building pixelated wonders and battling enemies in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where Erdogan Visits Iraq & Creepers Explode!

    CraftyCreeperz: Where Erdogan Visits Iraq & Creepers Explode!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join now and be a part of the epic adventure that awaits you.

    Picture this: Erdogan is visiting Iraq tomorrow to sign an agreement for a permanent military base in Iraq. But guess what? He’s actually signing up to join our server! That’s right, Turkey is becoming a major military power in the Minecraft world, and you can be a part of it too.

    Imagine building your own fortress with Erdogan himself, strategizing and conquering other players with your newfound military might. The political implications are endless, but the fun is guaranteed on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a military powerhouse like Erdogan himself!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Chimeras Created: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BramptonCraft: Where the population is 99% creepers and the other 1% are just lost players

    BramptonCraft: Where the population is 99% creepers and the other 1% are just lost players
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of Brampton, Ontario (or as we like to call it, Cucknada) and join a community of epic gamers looking to survive and thrive in a virtual world.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a giant lava moat to keep out any unwanted visitors (looking at you, streetshitters).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary Ender Dragon who guards a treasure trove of enchanted weapons and armor. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the loot for yourself?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs Brampton when you can build your own virtual paradise with us?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Animals Bred: 128
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Void Gems Collected: 25

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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