Crafty /b/ Crew Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test of intelligence – How smart is /b/? We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt, mazes that will leave you lost for days, and riddles that even Einstein would struggle with. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the truly brilliant will survive our challenges. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, looking for worthy opponents to test his skills against. So if you think you’ve got what it takes, come join us and see if you can outsmart the best of the best.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4024
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	3033
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AlumniClapbackCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dimension Hops:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Players Killed by Monsters:	5929

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CartoonCraftLand

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Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Springy New Year Respawn

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come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Towns Built:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	75
Villages Defended:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

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Griefer server

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3019	Crops Grown:	2494
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LootCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

GlazedGamerZzz

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8766	Gods Slained:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCarFiasco

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Are you tired of waiting for flying cars to become a reality? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have flying pigs! That’s right, pigs that can sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. Join us and witness the most epic piggy air show you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are rumored to grant wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover the treasures hidden within the llama kingdom?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a portal to a parallel universe where cows rule the land and zombies wear top hats. It’s a wacky world out there, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast exploring all the bizarre wonders our server has to offer.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who needs flying cars when you have flying pigs, diamond llamas, and a cow-dominated alternate reality at your fingertips?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

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Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

> Be Me Minecraft Server

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> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	172	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!