Crafty Autists: Minecraft Madness – Build, Mine, LOL!

NoHubsNoFunds

arguments, Boundaries, Collector, Communication, control, DOMINANCE, Ebay, finances, flea market, household bills, income, Investments, Jealousy, Marriage, NoHubsNoFunds, Partnership, Respect, salary, separate finances, side hustle, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of your significant other trying to control your side hustle and collectibles? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream collection without any judgment!

On our server, you can gather rare items, trade with other players, and even set up your own virtual flea market. No need to worry about someone checking your eBay account or getting mad when you make a big purchase – it’s all about having fun and expanding your collection.

Plus, if your partner starts making jokes about your earnings, you can just block their notifications like a pro. And if they dare to say anything about your dominance in the virtual world, you can just build a fortress to show who’s boss!

So come join us on the most collectible-friendly Minecraft server out there – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of diamonds you can mine).

CompliCraft SMP

Affirmations, appreciation, Caring, CompliCraft, compliments, emotional validation, encouragement, Gratitude, Heartwarming, inspiring, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Positive words, smp, Support, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting, warm-hearted, words of affirmation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9927	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Animals Bred:	98
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Votes:	282
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9875	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mines Excavated:	1594	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Farms Harvested:	186	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6578
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5682	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8924
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Animals Bred:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	211	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

FrogSMP.enderman.cloud

Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mines Excavated:	4144

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Votes:	5966	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

Players:	94/700	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3