If only people were paying more attention, they’d know how busy she is…busy building the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join now and witness the chaos as sheep ride pigs into battle, creepers breakdance, and diamond armor is so last season. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, adventure, and maybe a few accidental lava baths. Join now and see why everyone is talking about this server…if they can tear themselves away from the dance party at the village square, that is.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 11
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide #5183

    CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide #5183
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unlimited fun and craziness.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. It’s a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Grand Assault: Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor that will test your skills like never before. And don’t even get me started on the Joint Firing Drill (Defense) – it’s a battle of epic proportions that will leave you breathless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the secret of the flying pigs!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 353 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky Butt Blasts

    Blocky Butt Blasts

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a farting competition! That’s right, unleash your inner gas and see who can produce the most potent stench in the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inspired by the nostalgia of Miley Cyrus’ song “Wrecking Ball”. Get ready to swing through the virtual world like a wrecking ball, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go.

    And if that’s not enough, we even have a special feature where you have to keep a virtual window open to let out all the smelly farts. It’s like a breath of fresh air, except not really.

    So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that farting and wrecking balls could be so much fun in Minecraft?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Runes Activated: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CamwhoreCraft: High on Minecraft Memories

    CamwhoreCraft: High on Minecraft Memories
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun is as high as our players! 🌿💨

    Join us for a wild ride as we embark on adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so lit, we’re currently watching old videos of a camwhore from back in the day and stroking…our pickaxes, of course! 😂

    But wait, there’s more! Shall we post some webms of her for your viewing pleasure? Just kidding, we’re all about building epic structures and battling mobs here.

    So why join our server? Because YOLO, that’s why! Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and hilarious as us?

    Come on, hop on and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory! 🤣🔥

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

    BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Québécoises ÉditionAncien >>196216780 is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a wild ride through time as we take you back to the ancient days of Minecraft, where everything was pixelated and glorious. Build your own pyramids, colosseums, and even Stonehenge with your friends!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to win their favor and become the richest player in all the land?

    And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a time machine that allows you to travel to different dimensions and meet creatures you never thought possible. Ride a unicorn through the skies or battle a dragon in the depths of the nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Québécoises ÉditionAncien >>196216780 today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Unicorn Bros’ Epic Fail Server

    Unicorn Bros’ Epic Fail Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Unicorn Bros is here to save the day! Join us on this magical server where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of diamond swords.

    Why should you join Unicorn Bros? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking unicorn who offered to show them the secret treasure hidden in the enchanted forest. And guess what? The treasure turned out to be a chest full of glitter bombs that exploded in a shower of sparkles!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a disco party cave where players can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn rodeo where players can ride majestic unicorns through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Unicorn Bros today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have unicorns and glitter bombs?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • LlamaLand: Where Pseudoregalia Meets Pixelated Pandemonium

    LlamaLand: Where Pseudoregalia Meets Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sybil, the Christian warrior, reigns supreme! Join us for a truly divine experience filled with holy adventures and blessed battles.

    Witness Sybil wielding her giant cross weapon, complete with a cross symbol in the middle. She’s not just a warrior, she’s a holy force to be reckoned with!

    And if you’re looking for a server that’s as wholesome as Sybil herself, look no further! Our community is filled with virtuous players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

    So come join us on this divinely inspired Minecraft server and experience the miraculous fun for yourself! Who knew being a Christian warrior could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8959 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Bob’s Blocky Babel Race

    Bob’s Blocky Babel Race
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bring Genesis 11 to life in the most outrageous way possible! Imagine a world where different races of players are scattered around, each with their own unique abilities and skills.

    Join us and experience: – Build yourself a city with a tower that reaches to the heavens, just like in the Bible, but with a modern twist! – Speak the same language as your fellow players to achieve the impossible together, until God comes down and confuses your language just for fun! – Use brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar, because why not? Who needs traditional building materials anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! – Explore a world where anything is possible, where you can create your own name and make a name for yourself among the scattered races of players. – Witness the Lord come down to see your creations and maybe even join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe he’ll even help you build that tower to the heavens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Potions Brewed: 75

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe!

    CraftyTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the Claw Machine Edition! Ever wanted to win a plushie of your favorite Minecraft mob? Well, now’s your chance! Just 474250903 previous plushies have been won, so you better hurry before they’re all gone!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers waiting for you at every turn. Proceed at your own Frisk, because things are about to get wild. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we’ve got links to the old game, the old game’s demo, the new game, and all the progress updates you could ever dream of.

    And don’t even get us started on the merch. From Undertale artbooks to Deltarune collectibles, we’ve got it all. Plus, we’ve got extra content, text dumps, image collections, and even a newly resurrected Booru (please help tag, it’s a mess).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just win that plushie you’ve been dreaming of!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 16 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • TinderCraft: Swipe Right for Fembots!

    TinderCraft: Swipe Right for Fembots!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of being lonely and desperate in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make BFFs in no time!

    Forget about Tinder and all its drama. On our server, you won’t find any rapists lurking around. Just friendly players looking to have a good time and build some amazing creations together.

    Who needs casual sex when you can have a serious relationship with your Minecraft buddy? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever! And remember, any misogynistic pig responses will be swiftly banned.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and start building friendships that will last a lifetime!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9700 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have NON-STOP fun!

    Join us if you’re tired of servers where lovers are too busy crafting to have some good ol’ fashioned SEX! Here, we encourage all players to take breaks from building to show some love to their in-game partners.

    Our server is so wild, even the creepers are getting in on the action! Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a creeper couple enjoying a romantic sunset together.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for some steamy Minecraft adventures and see if you can find your perfect in-game match!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Enchantments Applied: 300

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • LOLcraft: No BS Survival Server – YLYL Hard Mode

    LOLcraft: No BS Survival Server – YLYL Hard Mode
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama trainers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

    2. We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the bravest players can access. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance!

    3. Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing chicken. Witness its funky moves and maybe even learn a dance or two!

    4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorn mounts and rainbow bridges. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Runes Activated: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty McLaughington’s LOLapalooza

    Crafty McLaughington’s LOLapalooza
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, unicorns roam freely and dragons are your neighbors.

    Join us for the chance to ride a llama into battle and fight off evil pandas with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is so amazing that even Steve from Minecraft himself comes to hang out and mine with us.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a roller coaster through the clouds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor of invincibility.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NoDemocracyCraft: Where Performative Anarchy Reigns!

    NoDemocracyCraft: Where Performative Anarchy Reigns!
    Welcome to our insanely fun Minecraft server where democracy is a thing of the past and performative mass suicide is so last season! But fear not, because on our server, giving your life isn’t enough – you have to survive and thrive in a world filled with zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and magic potatoes that grant wishes!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond bacon, and build your own floating castle made of rainbow blocks!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even flying pigs!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • CraftyMind: Where creepers make you do their bidding

    CraftyMind: Where creepers make you do their bidding
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the owner is like a crazy puppet master pulling all the strings! He makes you predisposed to do things he doesn’t like, then puts you in an environment that is conducive to you doing those things. And guess what? He gets mad when you inevitably do those things! What the heck is his problem? But hey, if you’re up for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, then this server is the place to be! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos like you’ve never experienced before!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Mines Excavated: 1667
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • DubCraft: Where Dubs Reign Supreme!

    DubCraft: Where Dubs Reign Supreme!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, dubs are not just a random occurrence, they are a way of life. Forget about those boring sub versions, here you will be blessed with the most glorious dubs you have ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to control time itself. That’s right, you will be able to speed up the day-night cycle with just a snap of your fingers. Imagine the chaos you can create with such power!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – on this server, you will find a secret hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that this treasure is guarded by a pack of creeper riding pigs, but if you are brave enough to face them, the reward will be worth it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the next blocky hero of this server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Falling into the Void: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Void Gems Collected: 21 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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