Crafty AF: The only reason we still play Minecraft

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ores Mined:	2298
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	279	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Votes:	1313
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ores Mined:	3894

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3217
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	84
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Towns Built:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Projections Made:	4	Star Shards Collected:	179
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	New Chunks Explored:	954926
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyMaple, diplomatic relations, economic relations, global economy, international trade, mexico, Mexico response, Minecraft, misunderstanding, North America, political tension, Reuters, Server, tariff order, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade war, White House, White House statement

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Items Found:	4125
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	3883	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so crazy, even the white house is talking about it? well, this server is like, so lit that even canada is like “whaaaat?” cuz they just don’t get it. and mexico is all like “yo, we serious about this server, it’s the bomb diggity.” join now for the most epic adventures, the wildest builds, and the dankest memes. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. come join the fun and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

CraftyMuskShutdown

activism, beyond repair, controversy, CraftyMuskShutdown, criticism, Development, elon musk, foreign assistance, Global Issues, government agency, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, Musk, philanthropy, policy, political intervention, REFORM, Shut down, social responsibility, usaid, Working

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MINECRAFT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND DROP DIAMONDS FROM DA SKY!! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS SELL OP WEAPONS FOR FISH! IF U JOIN NOW, U MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO ELON MUSK BUILDING A ROCKET TO SHUT DOWN USAID WITH HIS BARE HANDS! DON’T MISS OUT ON DA CRAZINESS, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DA WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!! 🚀🐷💎🧜‍♀️ #LOLZ #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Tanagra Internet Adventures

Adventures, Allegory, Communication, cooperation, culture, Darmok, Dathon, El-Adrel, friendship, intercultural communication, internet, Jalad, Language, metaphor, picard, Sci Fi, Star trek, Tanagra, teamwork, Technology, Unity

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7848
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra. Picard and Dathon on El-Adrel. And now, YOU and ME via the Internet!

Join our server for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. All you have to do is find the mystical rainbow unicorn and answer its riddles to unlock the chest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your friends!

ViralVentilation – CleanAirCraze

air cleaners, air filtration, airborne transmission, CleanAirCraze, Healthcare, Hospital-acquired Infections, Hospitals, indoor air quality, infection control, mitigate, respiratory health, spread, study, unpredictable effects, ventilation, ventilation design, ventilation systems, viral infections, viral particles, viral spread, ViralVentilation, virus containment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we have ventilation systems that will blow your mind (and maybe some viral particles too)! come on in and experience the thrill of dodging viruses while building your dream world. who needs boring old hospitals when you can have a wild adventure in our virtual realm? come join us and see where the particles will take you!

Buzzle Hive

Activity, bedrock, collaboration, comfort, Community, Cozy, creativity, Cross-Play, friendship, Journey, joy, Kindness, Passion, Port 19132, smp, Special, Support, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant, Welcoming

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1402
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393

Welcome to Buzzles Hive! Buzzles Hive SMP is a vibrant and welcoming community where kindness and friendship thrive. Whether you’re just starting your journey, you’ll find a cozy and supportive environment here. Our community shares a passion for creativity, collaboration, and all things that bring comfort and joy. Dive into the warm buzz of activity, make lasting friendships, and be part of something truly special!

To join on bedrock, use port 19132

mc.buzzleshive.com

Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magic Items Found:	4597
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3