>be me >almost 30 year-old khhv living with parents >want to move out so I can have more room for my Minecraft server >getting notifications from agencies for newly available apartments >one posted today with perfect wifi for my epic gaming setup >ChatGPT writes a message for me because I’m too busy building pixel art >1h later >”sorry this property was taken yesterday” >pic rel: me crying over my missed opportunity to have the ultimate Minecraft lair

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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Holy Grails Found: 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Animals Bred: 42
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

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