CraftVille | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	4984	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mines Excavated:	4604	Enchantments Applied:	82
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2124	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ores Mined:	4857	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Votes:	1240
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Enchantments Applied:	214	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Dragon Eggs Found:	7432

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Love Letters Sent:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
New Chunks Explored:	881849	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	85
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Farms Harvested:	450	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Farms Harvested:	986
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9426
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dimension Hops:	2	Animals Bred:	82
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

Players:	100/700	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13