CraftiversePvP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyRoomieDinnerTime

aita, Cooking, CraftyRoomieDinnerTime, Dinner, making dinner, overthinking, polite gesture, ramen noodles, roommate’s acquaintance, roommate’s companion, roommate’s friend, roommate’s guest, roommate’s loved one, roommate’s man, roommate’s mate, roommate’s partner, roommate’s significant other, roommate’s visitor, roommates boyfriend, sharing food

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t get in trouble for making ramen for your roommate’s boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your roommate’s boyfriend shows up in the game and asks for some ramen. Of course, being the generous player that you are, you whip up a virtual bowl of noodles for him. But watch out, because your roommate might send you a strongly worded message asking you to stop feeding her man in the game!

Join our server for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you questioning your every move. Who knew making ramen could cause so much drama in the Minecraft world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NoKiddos4Me Minecraft SMP

career focus, childfree, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family dynamics, Family Planning, financial considerations, future plans, INDEPENDENCE, life goals, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKiddos4Me, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, relationships, reproductive rights, Self Discovery, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously dude, it’s lit AF. So basically, we got this server where the creepers are actually friendly and they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, like how crazy is that? And the villagers are all secretly ninjas who can do backflips and stuff, it’s wild.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight while wearing a pumpkin on your head. I know, it sounds insane, but trust me, it’s totally worth it.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a pet dragon that you can ride around and use to shoot fireballs at your enemies? Yeah, it’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, it’s epic.

So if you’re looking for a totally bonkers, off-the-wall, and just plain ridiculous Minecraft experience, then you gotta join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies.

MineCraftyBanter

Communication, Debating, debating online, Decision making, digital communication, ENGAGEMENT, Interaction, internet, MineCraftyBanter, online behavior, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online engagement, online etiquette, online interaction, post, response, social media, social-networking, Writing

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Do you ever feel like you’re about to drop some epic knowledge on someone’s post, but then you realize it’s just not worth the effort? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about wasting your brilliant thoughts on dullards ever again!

Join our server and become a part of the most elite group of players who have mastered the art of witty banter and clever comebacks. We have a strict “no boring posts allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that every response you craft will be met with the admiration and awe it truly deserves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Troll King, who roams the virtual lands spreading chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the title of Troll Queen for yourself? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and let your creative juices flow as you engage in epic battles of wit and humor. Who knows, you might just become the next internet sensation thanks to your hilarious posts on our server!

FrenchFusionMCServer

22 minutes, achievement, Breakthrough, clean energy, european union, EXPERIMENTAL, France, FrenchFusionMCServer, fusion reactor, innovation, ITER project, milestone, nuclear energy, nuclear fusion, power generation, RECORD, renewable energy, research, Science, sustainable energy, Technology

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Void Gems Collected:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where france is runnin a freakin fusion reactor for a record 22 minutes? like, bro, that’s some next level shiz right there. join this server and witness the craziest energy source in the game, plus u might even get to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. trust me, it’s lit af. come join the madness and be part of the wackiest minecraft community ever. let’s gooooooo!

DiplomaticCraftUSA-Russia

#announcement, Agreement, Diplomacy, diplomatic breakthrough, diplomatic relations, diplomatic ties, DiplomaticCraftUSARussia, foreign policy, global affairs, historical agreement, International cooperation, international relations, official statement, Politics, president putin, Putin administration, Putin-Trump meeting, russia, united states, US-Russia relations, world news

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

so, like, u know how president putin and the united states are always at odds, right? well, guess what? they finally decided to be bffs again! like, can u believe it? it’s like when ur two besties finally stop fighting over who gets the last piece of pizza.

anyway, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we’re all about bringing people together, just like putin and the US. we’re all about peace, love, and building epic castles together. plus, we have this super cool mod that lets u ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of ur eyes. it’s totally wild, dude.

so come join us and be a part of this historic moment in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even get to meet putin himself in the game. wouldn’t that be something? come on, what are u waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

Error Prone Chatbot Server

Accuracy, AI study, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, chatbot, chatbot errors, Chatbots, Communication, data analysis, error, errors, Gemini, INFORMATION, machine learning, Messaging, News, news summary, PRONE, research, Server, study, Technology, worst offender

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Emeralds Found:	9529
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magic Items Found:	3491
Holy Grails Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2984
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

OMG, so like, this server is like, totally insane, bro. Like, the chatbots on here are so messed up, they can’t even summarize the news right. It’s like, hilarious, man. You gotta join just to see how wacky it is. Plus, this server has the craziest stories ever, like one time a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns flushing themselves down it. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night. You gotta join this server, it’s a total trip, dude.

Wild Wanderers 1.21.2

1.21.2, catcalling, feminism, gender equality, objectification, sexual harassment, street harassment, Wanderers, Wild, Women empowerment, women’s autonomy, women’s dignity, women’s empowerment, women’s equality, women’s freedom, women’s independence, women’s liberation, women’s rights activism, women’s rights advocacy, women’s rights awareness, women’s rights movement, Women’s safety, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	New Chunks Explored:	720684
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ores Mined:	3580	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Imagine walking outside in the game and seeing women dressed in the most outrageous outfits, like it’s some kind of fashion show gone wrong.

But hey, don’t get too turned on because apparently that’s considered sexual harassment in this wacky server.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other bizarre rules and surprises await you in this virtual playground. Let’s get weird together!

BoyfriendBan Minecraft Server

bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBan, Breaking Point, Catholic, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, far-right party, flatmate, friendship, ground rules, living arrangements, Minecraft, overreacting, Peace of mind, rules, Server, trust issues, VALUES

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4754
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	7445
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft space with unwanted guests? Join our server and never worry about uninvited players taking over your virtual home! We promise a clean, friendly environment where you can build, mine, and craft in peace.

Just like in real life, we have rules in place to ensure everyone’s comfort. No more unexpected guests overstaying their welcome! And if they do, our moderators will handle the situation with grace and efficiency.

Plus, we have a therapy corner for any past issues that may come up during gameplay. Need to talk about your ex who cheated on you? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry, our server is far from supporting any far-right parties – we’re all about inclusivity and fun!

So join us today and say goodbye to unwanted roommates in Minecraft. It’s time to reclaim your virtual space and build to your heart’s content!

FoodBankBuddies

#venting, art supplies, Asking for help, Charity, Cheating, Communication, difficult times, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, financial struggles, food bank, FoodBankBuddies, freelance artist, friendship, Generosity, judgment, misunderstanding, Offense, Support, tough times, wealth

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from real-life problems and dive into a world of blocky chaos!

Join us and you’ll meet players like Sally, who’s been through more ups and downs than a rollercoaster. From catching her ex cheating to relying on food banks, Sally’s life is a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters and outrageous stories that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the block!

ScaryStansMinecraftSMP

Celebrity, celebrity culture, Community, creepy, Dangerous, Fame, FAMOUS, fanbase, Fandom, Followers, influence, influencer, influencer marketing, internet culture, Obsession, ONLINE, Scary, ScaryStansMinecraftSMP, social media, Stalker, TOXIC

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	4744	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, the owner is secretly a famous influencer with the scariest followers ever! Like, they’re all zombies or something and they’ll totally wreck your base if you don’t join and become part of their zombie army. But don’t worry, we have diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect ourselves, so it’s gonna be a wild ride full of epic battles and crazy adventures. Plus, the owner once tamed a dragon and now it’s flying around the server causing chaos, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next. Join now or miss out on all the fun, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF! #zombiearmy #dragonchaos #minecraftmadness 🧟🐉🔥

BlockMart – No Bezos Here!

Alternative, Amazon, Bezos, BlockMart, Boycott, boycott Amazon movement, Community, conscious consumerism, consumer behavior, e commerce, eco-friendly, ethical shopping, independent retailers, local shops, online retailers, online shopping, shopping alternatives, shopping habits, shopping platforms, Small Businesses, Support, sustainable

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Tired of ordering from the evil empire of Amazon? Join our Minecraft server and order all your goods from our virtual marketplace! Our villagers work tirelessly to fulfill all your ridiculous requests, from enchanted diamond swords to golden carrots that make you fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any injuries caused by flying carrots). Plus, rumor has it that our Ender Dragon delivers packages faster than Amazon Prime! Join now and say goodbye to Bezos and hello to blocky bliss!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Atrocious, badmouthing, condemns, Conflict, criticism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, JD Vance, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, presidential candidate, regret, response, Server, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, US president, Warning, Zelensky

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got JD Vance on here telling Zelensky to watch out for badmouthing Trump, like, what even is happening, bro? and then he’s all like, peace talks? more like atrocious talks, amirite? come join the madness and chaos on this server, where anything can happen, even JD Vance giving political advice to world leaders in a blocky virtual world. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see where this crazy train takes us!

ZelenskyyCraft – TrumpDebunked

Approval, approval rating, Debunking, election, fact check, Government, growth, leadership, Misinformation, Politics, polling, president, public opinion, Rating, statistics, support claim, trump, TrumpDebunked, Truth, Ukraine, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	35	Potions Brewed:	152
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	528105	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy’s approval rating is through the roof at 57%!! debunking trump’s sad 4% support claim lmao. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the zelenskyy-approved squad!

Sweet Insulin Spikes – The Plaque Builder

200 times sweeter, arteries, artificial sweetener, aspartame, build up, Builder, fatty plaque, heart attacks, INCREASE, insulin, insulin levels, intestines, Mice, plaque, receptors, Release, Risk, spike, spikes, Stroke, Sugar, SWEET, sweetener, Tricks

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have aspartame-infused virtual snacks that will make your insulin levels go WILD! watch as your virtual character builds up fatty plaque in their virtual arteries, increasing their risk of virtual heart attacks and strokes!

our aspartame is 200 times sweeter than sugar, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. trick those virtual receptors in your intestines to release more virtual insulin and see what happens!

join us for a sweet and dangerous adventure like no other, where the only limit is your virtual imagination (and maybe your virtual health)!

Wendsmine-anarchy server minecraft

administration, alt, Anarchy, Auto, banner, Class, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraft rating, Server, server description, set, soon, Storage, Title, Wendsmine, WENDSMINE-ANARCHIA, width

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Towns Built:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Server Anarchy! Soon there will be a set of administration!

WendsMine.aternos.me:13680

Players:	95/100	Votes:	8144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crops Grown:	1814
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8023
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3