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Spike Broadening Gang – The Plasticity Zone

Broadening, Gang, Plasticity, spike, Zone

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as bouncy as a trampoline and the creepers wear tutus! we’ve got more crazy adventures than a llama on roller skates and more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box.

our server is like a science experiment gone wild, with redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and potions that will make you fly like a chicken with wings.

we’ve got dungeons deeper than a bottomless pit and bosses tougher than a diamond golem on steroids.

so come on down to our server and experience the molecular mechanism governing the plasticity of use-dependent spike broadening in dorsal root ganglion neurons… or just come for the laughs and the chaos. either way, you won’t regret it!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., Auto, banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, Minecraft, ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL, OWNER, Personal, Server, Survival, Vanilla, width

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

sb.vanilla-box.ru

5000 Ants SMP

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], 16+, ants, building, Community, Cooking, Cozy, Discord, Farming, gameplay, HermitCraft-esque, Java 1.20.1, Minecraft, Modded, new, Relaxing, Server, smp, vanilla feel, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Minecraft Server: 5000 Ants

Overview
A building and farming focused server with a custom modpack centered around farming, cooking, and building.

Features
Custom modpack focused on farming, cooking, and building.
Welcoming, friendly community.
Modpack designed to maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft.
Perfect for players who enjoy cozy and relaxing gameplay.

Join our Discord server for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the custom modpack?	Yes, you can still join and play on the server without the modpack. However, it is recommended to enhance your gameplay experience.
Is there a specific theme for building on the server?	While there is no set theme, the focus is on creating structures related to farming and cooking.
Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay?	Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure a positive and friendly environment for all players. These rules are communicated within the community.

Eternal Evolution 1.20.1

1.20.1, 4chan, aspirations, Behavior, CHANGE, ETERNAL, Evolution, goals, habits, motivation, NEET, personal growth, procrastination, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-fulfillment, self-improvement journey

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

Forget being a slob in the system, come build epic structures and battle creepers with us!

Don’t waste your time masturbating to transexuals, join us for some crazy fun instead!

You’ll never be the same after experiencing the chaos of our server – it’s a whole new world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

ComplimentCraft

backhanded compliment, clever comeback, clever insult, Compliment, ComplimentCraft, disguised compliment, double-edged compliment, funny insult, humorous insult, insult, ironic compliment, sarcastic compliment, sly insult, smart insult, snide remark, subtle insult, unexpected compliment, unexpected praise, unintended compliment, veiled compliment, witty insult

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building upside-down houses, and taming creepers as your loyal pets.

One player even claimed that joining our server was like being insulted in the best way possible – now that’s a compliment if we’ve ever heard one! So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful place to play Minecraft. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for juggling TNT blocks or befriending Ender Dragons. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

StableCraft: US vs Netherlands

cognitive bias, conservatism, Conservatives, cross-cultural differences, Decision making, emotional response, Ideology, negative stimuli sensitivity, Netherlands, policies, political behavior, political preferences, political psychology, Protection, replication study, research findings, societal values, Stability, StableCraft, statistical significance, US

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

We got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop and your eyes pop out of your head. From giant pixel art statues to mind-bending mazes, we got it all. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins that will make your gameplay experience like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. You’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding. It’s like a dream come true, but better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🐲

FleaCraft

atmosphere, b1.7.3-like, bow, Chunk claims, Difficult, feather falling, FleaCraft, generation, Gold tools, Infinity, java, Looting, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, nether star, obsidian tools, Performance, Server, silk touch, smp, swim, Textures

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	FleaCraft
Version	Modded 1.7.10 Java
Features	Harder, Simpler, Wackier Minecrafting

FAQ

What is FleaCraft?

FleaCraft is a small-scale modded 1.7.10 java server/modpack that aims to bring Minecraft back to its simpler roots, resembling version b1.7.3 and below. It features limited sprinting, original b1.7.3 generation, alpha style textures, and more modifications to create a new Minecraft experience.

What features does FleaCraft offer?

Extremely limited sprinting
Original b1.7.3 generation
Alpha style textures and grass
No hunger, enchanting table, or potions
Balanced obsidian tools
Special properties for gold tools
Inability to swim
Bow upgrade with a nether star for infinity
Short server-side render distance for atmosphere and performance
Secret wacky elements to discover

How can I join FleaCraft?

Simply scroll back up, download the pack, and start playing. The server is already listed in the multiplayer tab. Join the discord for assistance with installation if needed.

Jungle Empires 1.20.6

1.20.6, Asia, comparison, Cultural differences, cultural stereotypes, Empires, gender biases, gender comparisons, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender expectations, gender identities, Gender norms, gender perspectives, Gender Roles, gender roles in society, gender stereotypes, JUNGLE, Latin America, Men, societal norms, south america, Women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1341	Animals Bred:	161

Yo, bro, have you heard of this insane Minecraft server? It’s like South America to women, but Asia to men, like what even does that mean? But like, you gotta join because it’s like a whole new world of craziness and adventure waiting for you! Like, who wouldn’t want to be part of that, right? Just imagine the epic battles and hilarious moments you’ll have on this server, it’s gonna be lit AF! So come on, join now and let’s explore this wild and wacky world together!

TropesInRealLifeMCSMP

adaptation, cinematic influence, common occurrences, cultural assimilation, effortless adjustment, everyday occurrences, familiarity, fast adaptation, fictional concepts, Human Behavior, immediate acceptance, ingrained habits, movie trope, normalized behavior, quick acceptance, rapid integration, Real Life, seamless transition, societal conditioning, societal norms, TropesInRealLifeMCSMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	251	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6818
Farms Harvested:	897	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

OMG you guys, like have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers wear top hats? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like a crazy movie come to life, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. One time, we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fight them off with nothing but carrots. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And don’t even get me started on the dancing villagers – they put on a show that will blow your mind.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who needs boring old reality when you can be part of something this insane? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. You won’t want to miss out on that!

PointlessPactMC

arbitrary rules, collective behavior, conformity, conformity bias, cultural customs, cultural norms, Etiquette, following tradition, groupthink, herd mentality, mindless obedience, peer pressure, pointless rules, PointlessPactMC, social conditioning, social constructs, social expectations, social rules, societal conventions, societal norms, unwritten rules

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	5776
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Join our Minecraft server and break all the pointless rules of society without any consequences! Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit made of diamonds? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams run wild!

Epic Age Clocks: Cell Edition

age, aging, aging process, biological age, Biomarkers, Cell, cell resolution, cell type, cellular biology, Clocks, DNA methylation, Edition, Epic, epigenetic clocks, gene expression, health, Longevity, medical advancements, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, quantify, research, Science, Specific, Technology

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo yo yo! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where time is just a suggestion and epigenetic clocks are the new currency. Want to quantify your biological age at cell-type resolution? We got you, fam. Just hop on our server and watch as your cells age in real time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Fight off hordes of mutant zombies with laser swords while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. See you on the other side, adventurer!

Blue Heaven

Blue, brand new, Check it out, Economy, Fun, Heaven, Jobs, looking for players, Mature Players, MCMMO, Mechanics, no pay to win, Plugins, Qol, Ranks, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, stop by, Surprises, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Blue Heaven Minecraft Server

Features
McMMO
Jobs
Economy
Ranks
RTP
Some other small surprises

If you are interested, please stop by and check it out.

Server IP: 172.240.227.236:25720

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay to win?	No, there is no pay to win on this server.
Are there any game-changing plugins?	No, there are only quality of life plugins that do not alter the game mechanics.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is enabled but must be consensual between players.
Are there staff members available to help?	Yes, there are staff members present to assist players with any issues.

HoloEN Departure Damage 1.20.6

1.20.6, community response, Content Creation, Damage, Departure, digital content creators, Entertainment, fanbase, holoEN, Impact, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, leaving a group, Online Community, online following, online personalities, online presence, streaming, talent agency, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	328028
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Yo, bro, forget about that drama and come join our lit Minecraft server where the only damage you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your house!

We got more fun than a collab between Gura and Calli, with crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and a community crazier than Ina’s art skills.

Don’t be a simp for the drama, be a chad and join our server where the only tears shed are from laughing too hard at our ridiculous shenanigans.

So ditch the HoloEN drama and come join us for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than Kiara’s chicken conspiracy theories. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

2021Vibes ➡️ 2025Goals | Minecraft SMP

2021Vibes, 2025, 2025Goals, Achievements, anticipation, aspirations, Blessings, dreams, Future, good year, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, Hope, looking forward, Minecraft, new beginnings, opportunities, optimism, Positive, progress, Reflection, smp, success

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, totally lit fam. We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin is a real-life wizard who can summon creepers to do the Macarena on command.

Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt. And next month, we’re planning a massive build battle where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be epic!

So come join us on this crazy server and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny hidden in the depths of our custom-built Nether fortress. See you there, fellow gamers! #minecraft4life #creeperdanceparty

YumCraft: The Forbidden Fruit

amazing taste, clean eating, delectable, DELICIOUS, Flavorful, Forbidden, Fruit, guilt-free, healthy food, high protein, Indulgent, low calorie, mouth watering, Nutritious, satisfying, scrumptious, surprising flavor, Tasty, unexpected taste, Wholesome, YumCraft, yummy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1737	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like that one healthy food that tastes so good, you’ll swear it’s not good for you.

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, literally. Our pigs have grown wings and are now soaring through the skies, dropping loot as they go. And don’t even get us started on the cows that can breakdance like pros.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves and skeletons drop sick beats.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most delicious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Players:	103/900	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Votes:	3866	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Runes Activated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Farms Harvested:	927
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	3865