Are you tired of watching Manchester United struggle in the Premier League? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you have the power to save them! Join us and build a virtual Old Trafford stadium so realistic, the players will think they’re actually playing there. Show off your building skills and create the ultimate training ground for the team to practice on. Who knows, maybe your virtual coaching will lead them to victory in the real world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero Manchester United needs!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 449
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Ores Mined: 2548
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

    MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

    Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

    Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Star Shards Collected: 292
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Buildings Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • 50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever

    50 Shades of Minecraft: Die Young or Suffer Forever
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the monotony of real life! Tired of adulting for at least 50 years before you can retire? Join our server and live out your wildest fantasies in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, followed by a pack of flying pigs. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that catapults you into the stratosphere? Easy peasy. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even challenge the ALMIGHTY Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

    So why waste your precious time on boring adult responsibilities when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you die early, but hey, at least you’ll die having fun!).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Crops Grown: 5145 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server

    Crafty Azumanga – /azu/ Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more epic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Azumanga Daioh, where cows wear sailor uniforms and creepers do stand-up comedy.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted apples. But when they tried to take them, a zombie pigman appeared out of nowhere and challenged them to a dance-off. Needless to say, the player lost, but they gained a new friend in the process.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And rumor has it that if you throw a golden carrot into the spring at midnight, a magical ender dragon will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary cat bus roaming the plains, ready to take you on a journey you’ll never forget.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players

    Blockheads R Us: Professional Minecraft Players
    Yo, ever wondered what it’s like to work with a team of professional llama whisperers in Minecraft? Well, on this server, that’s exactly what you’ll be doing! Picture this: you’re roaming through the lush green fields of our server, when suddenly you come across a group of llamas wearing tiny top hats and monocles. They turn to you and start speaking in perfect English, asking for your help in solving llama-related mysteries.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of disco-loving chickens who throw the wildest dance parties every Saturday night. And rumor has it, if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with diamond-encrusted eggs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the llama whispering and chicken disco madness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Farms Harvested: 709
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Pixel Pals Playhouse

    Pixel Pals Playhouse
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas? Well, look no further because our server has it all!

    Join us and become a master builder as you create your own floating castle made entirely of cheese blocks! Or maybe you’re more of a warrior and want to battle against the evil zombie chickens that roam the land.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride on the back of a giant flamingo as you explore the vast and mysterious world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza that grants wishes to those who find it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining and wacky Minecraft server out there.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 386
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Crafty Civil War: Gettysblocks

    Are you ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most hilarious way possible?

    Picture this: you’re exploring the virtual world and suddenly you stumble upon a reenactment of the Battle of Gettysburg. But wait, there’s a twist! Robert E. Lee is now a disco dancing llama who’s no longer in favor because he’s too busy busting out some sick moves on the dance floor.

    And remember that famous quote, “Never fight uphill, me boys!” Well, on this server, you’ll find yourself in a never-ending uphill battle against an army of zombie chickens who are determined to take over the virtual world.

    Join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Who knew history could be this entertaining?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool

    PartyPvP: Where Roasties Rule and Boyfriends Drool
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who decided to cheap out on their old server. And do you know what happened? Their house got overrun by a horde of crazy chickens! That’s right, those little cluckers took over everything, laying eggs everywhere and causing chaos. But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no chicken policy. So you can build your dream house without worrying about a poultry invasion.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride giant pandas into battle, mine for diamonds with a magic pickaxe, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard me right. A dance-off. Who knew dragons had such killer moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, don’t cheap out on us or you might end up with a house full of chickens!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Void Gems Collected: 10
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition

    Pixelated Weebs: Japan Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the media is as uncritical as North Korea, but way more fun! Join us for a wild ride through a land where American cartoons roast America and pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs in our world)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds you’ll ever find, guarded by a pack of llamas who are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu. Want to build a castle made entirely of cheese? We’ve got you covered!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just remember, when the media gets too critical, just ride off into the sunset on your trusty llama steed.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Magic Items Found: 4449 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt

    Creeper Cuisine: Serving Up Succulent Meals in Your Cunt
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where succulent meals are served in a whole new way! Join us for a culinary experience like no other as you explore our world filled with delicious surprises around every corner.

    Imagine a world where giant chickens roam freely, laying diamond eggs for you to feast on. Or perhaps you’d prefer to dine on enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers for the day.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a crazy chef who serves up dishes made from rare block ingredients. Who knows what kind of tasty creations you’ll find down there?

    So come join us on our server and see what a succulent meal looks like in your blocky world. Who knows, you might even discover the recipe for the legendary ender dragon steak!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 69 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MagicMinecraftMadness

    MagicMinecraftMadness
    Are you tired of living in a world where magic is frowned upon and shunned by society? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, magic is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us and unleash your inner wizard, casting spells and brewing potions to your heart’s content.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Unicorn Army, a group of majestic creatures who roam the land spreading joy and rainbows wherever they go. Ride a unicorn into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a dragon who hoards all the rarest treasures in the land? Defeat the dragon in an epic battle and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where magic reigns supreme and adventure awaits at every turn. Who knows, you may even discover the secret to why magic is so hated in the first place!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 5253
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Blocky Banter Buddies

    Blocky Banter Buddies
    Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored zombies!

    Our server is so lit, we have an AI TTS generator that turns your ideas into glowing audio memes! Imagine having Frank Herbert himself reading a Dune audiobook just for you! And don’t worry, we’re working on getting a currymunching audio model for all your pajeet meme needs.

    So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Plus, we promise to read the whole thread in the europoor morning! Don’t miss out, join now! 🌈🐑💥

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!

    CraftyShipmates – All Aboard the Azur Lane Express!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the ongoing Abyssal Refrain light rerun where you can battle Cookie for Mew and Little Cheshire in a epic showdown. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the Rodney META Vampire META Cruise Mission where you can also unlock the Inazuma maid skin with the Cruise Pass – because who doesn’t want to sail the high seas in style?

    And if that’s not enough madness for you, we have the Muse Event livestream coming up where you can witness some truly mind-blowing performances. Plus, don’t miss U-410’s Special Training event and the Chapayev ASMR experience – it’s like nothing you’ve ever heard before!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Sakura Empire event where you can earn Augment Modules for Comet and Chapayev. And don’t forget to check out the Joffre Memory – it’s a memory you won’t soon forget!

    Oh, and a friendly reminder: make sure to bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just so you know, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – we’re too busy having fun in-game to worry about that!

    For all your burning questions, check out our FAQ before asking. And if you need resources, we’ve got you covered with ship tier lists, equipment guides, fleet builders, PvP guides, and so much more. We’ve even got EN and CN tierlists for your viewing pleasure.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wiki, explore the story summary and lore, and join our guild spreadsheet for even more chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the 474076654 players who came before you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

    Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

    One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

    But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Elemental Crystals Collected: 46

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide

    Blocky Binge: Where Minecraft and Interracial Porn Collide
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will always be addicted to building and exploring! But wait, there’s more – you will also be addicted to interracial porn. Yes, you heard that right. And the truth is, you fucking love it.

    Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and colorful relationships with our diverse community. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziest and most exhilarating server out there.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build and explore together in a world where anything is possible – even your love for interracial porn!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Alien Abductions: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CraftyNorsemen

    CraftyNorsemen
    Welcome to our ᚹᛁᚲᛁᚾᚷ-utgave.forrige Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination!

    Join us for epic battles with enderdragons riding on pigs, and build your own diamond castle guarded by creeper bodyguards.

    Explore our vast world filled with floating islands made of enchanted obsidian, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by zombie pirates.

    But beware, for the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to dance-offs and parkour races for the chance to win enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Check out this video for a sneak peek: Click Here!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 28

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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