Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 28 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Mines Excavated: 4987 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 118 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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