Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
Dragon Eggs Found: 9803 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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