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DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Alien Abductions:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Farms Harvested:	199
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2718	Emeralds Found:	2799
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Dragons Tamed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	527571
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5672	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Towns Built:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	149
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7961
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	3452
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4111	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Votes:	8659
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	106/400	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7