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BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

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If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1949	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DreamCraft: Reality Check

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Do you ever find yourself questioning reality while playing Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll never know if you’re dreaming or not! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can defeat the Ender Dragon with a single peck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So come on down to our server and let your wildest dreams come true (or maybe they’re just dreams within dreams within dreams…who knows?). Just remember to pinch yourself every now and then to make sure you’re still awake!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Towns Built:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Booze Busters

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Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!

Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Overgrowth MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, RPG Custom items Custom mobs PvP Roleplay Skills Community Classes Weapons Adventure Exploration Fantasy Multiplayer Survival Creativity Building Sandbox Enchantment Crafting Bosses, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Overgrowth MC! We have hundreds of custom items and mobs, plus new systems to enhance your experience. Slay powerful mobs, bring your friends (or make new ones!) and build a community together. Pvp with new and interesting weapons and classes, roleplay, grow more powerful with skills, and more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a circus performer trying to become the ringmaster of the VTuber world? Look no further than our server, where you can join Nene, the girl who came from another world to become an idol, and Polka, the acrobatic queen who will wow you with her skills!

But wait, there’s more! Join Lamy, the daughter of a noble family from a snowy land, who left everything behind to join our colorful world full of fun. And don’t forget about Botan, the white lion who may seem lazy, but is actually a gaming addict ready to heal you like a pro at the end game.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of idols, circus performers, noble daughters, and lazy lions all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever? Join now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

/Heem/ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

Authenticity, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, emotions, Gender Roles, Honesty, Insecurities, Intimacy, ManlyMinecraftSMPQA, Masculinity, Men, perspective, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self-expression, society, Stereotypes, Taboos, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magic Items Found:	3853
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BdayBlockBummer

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Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

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so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FatePvP

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FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blockmc Lifesteal

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Emeralds Found:	5011
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

>Crafty Kong SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

HeartbreakCraft

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9