join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found: 2583 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
Legendary Scepters Created: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MentalMinecraftSMP

    MentalMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner crazy!

    Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our community is filled with eccentric players who will keep you on your toes with their outlandish builds and antics.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who believe that crafting a diamond sword is the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Rumor has it that they have even discovered a portal to a parallel dimension where cows rule the land and chickens ride pigs into battle.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness a llama jousting tournament or participate in a dance-off with a zombie? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, who needs sanity when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Runes Activated: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • EpicFailDifficulty

    EpicFailDifficulty
    Are you tired of playing Life on hard mode and constantly getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience Life on the easiest difficulty setting possible – Creative mode!

    Imagine a world where you never have to worry about hunger, mobs, or falling into lava pits. You can build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Want to build a giant statue of yourself riding a dragon? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit (literally, because you can fly in Creative mode)!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and start living Life on easy mode today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into the void, but hey, that’s what respawn buttons are for, right?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 716 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MonarchyAxedCraft

    MonarchyAxedCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have king charles himself giving up his throne for us to play minecraft in peace. he said “i wont stand in way” as we build our own republic in the game. join us for the ultimate rebellion against the monarchy, where we mine and craft our way to freedom. build your own castle and declare yourself the ruler of your own kingdom. who needs a king when you can be the master of your own destiny in our server? join now and let’s overthrow the monarchy together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8801 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense

    LonelyCraft – Dementia Defense
    come join our minecraft server and say goodbye to loneliness FOREVER! we have a community of over 600,000 players from all around the world, so you’ll never feel alone again! and get this, playing on our server actually DECREASES your chances of developing dementia by 31%! that’s right, just by mining and crafting with us, you’ll be improving your cognitive function by 15%! who knew playing minecraft could be so good for your brain? so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let’s build a dementia-free world together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Miturcaragua

    Miturcaragua

    Welcome to miturcaragua, a server with modalities: SkyWars and Survival Custom, where you will find unique things and a great community, you can enter the survival world?, fight for your survival, among other things!, SkyWars?, Be the best player of all the islands, fight to get the best items in the middle, and get to the top of the tops!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Towns Built: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixel Playground Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the true spirit of progressiveness! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we’re all about pushing boundaries and breaking barriers.

    Join us as we explore the controversial topics of slavery, rape, pedophilia, and war in Islam – but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of progress! We’ll show you how these taboo subjects can actually be seen as forward-thinking and revolutionary.

    And let’s not forget about those pesky kuffar who tried to force us to ban these practices – they’re the real savages here! Join us as we fight back against their oppressive ways and reclaim our right to explore these edgy topics.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not afraid to tackle the tough issues and push the boundaries of what’s acceptable, then look no further. Join us and be a part of something truly outrageous!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP

    I_Still_Believe_In_Minecraft_SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds in the land.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor cleaners. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve done the zombie shuffle with a group of undead monsters.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. I still believe that this is the best server out there, and you will too once you see the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 102

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • NecklaceNaziCraft

    NecklaceNaziCraft
    Are you tired of family drama creeping into your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape to a land where heirloom necklaces and wedding day traditions don’t matter one bit!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual heirlooms out of blocks, where falling outs and grudges are just part of the game. Our server is the perfect place to let go of real-life pressures and just focus on crafting, mining, and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

    Don’t let anyone pressure you into sharing your virtual treasures – on our server, it’s all about you and your choices. So come join us and leave the family drama behind – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be holding onto is your diamond sword.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Star Shards Collected: 176
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP

    BananasAreEvil Minecraft SMP
    If you had infinite powers, you would definitely ban boring Minecraft servers! Why settle for the same old vanilla experience when you could join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun? We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 442
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Animals Bred: 38 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • DreamCraft: Reality Check

    DreamCraft: Reality Check
    Do you ever find yourself questioning reality while playing Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll never know if you’re dreaming or not! Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can defeat the Ender Dragon with a single peck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Ender Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So come on down to our server and let your wildest dreams come true (or maybe they’re just dreams within dreams within dreams…who knows?). Just remember to pinch yourself every now and then to make sure you’re still awake!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Runes Activated: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Booze Busters

    Crafty Booze Busters
    Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!

    Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!

    So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Farms Harvested: 617
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Overgrowth MC

    Overgrowth MC

    Welcome to Overgrowth MC! We have hundreds of custom items and mobs, plus new systems to enhance your experience. Slay powerful mobs, bring your friends (or make new ones!) and build a community together. Pvp with new and interesting weapons and classes, roleplay, grow more powerful with skills, and more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a circus performer trying to become the ringmaster of the VTuber world? Look no further than our server, where you can join Nene, the girl who came from another world to become an idol, and Polka, the acrobatic queen who will wow you with her skills!

    But wait, there’s more! Join Lamy, the daughter of a noble family from a snowy land, who left everything behind to join our colorful world full of fun. And don’t forget about Botan, the white lion who may seem lazy, but is actually a gaming addict ready to heal you like a pro at the end game.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of idols, circus performers, noble daughters, and lazy lions all coming together to create the most epic Minecraft experience ever? Join now and become part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Chimeras Created: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • /Heem/ Minecraft SMP

    /Heem/ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

    So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 93 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

    ManlyMinecraftSMPQA
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

    Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Animals Bred: 109
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4138 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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