Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate cure for your quarantine blues! Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

On our server, we have a special potion that can cure any lingering effects of covid. That’s right, no more coughing or fatigue – just pure gaming bliss! But be warned, this potion is guarded by a fearsome Ender Dragon who demands a dance-off before granting access. Can you bust a move and claim your cure?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can battle it out in epic dance battles for rare loot and bragging rights. Who knew that defeating a pandemic could be so funky?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and leave your covid woes behind. Who knows, you might just emerge as the ultimate dancing champion of the server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Enchantments Applied: 229

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Potions Brewed: 73
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

    Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3598 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

    ClassyCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

    Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

    So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 63 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CryCraftSwedeSass

    CryCraftSwedeSass
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

    So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

    BelieveIDidThatMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyWiFiLand

    CraftyWiFiLand
    Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Enchantments Applied: 201
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 173 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Zombie Dances: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy: Where SMP meets Minigames in a world where even the code is 1.21.1

    Minearchy SMP Overview

    Features Minecraft 1.21.1
    Chest Shops
    Auctions
    Grief Protection
    Liv Dynmap
    Custom player warps
    Economy system
    mcMMO leveling system
    Daily and weekly quests
    Special events
    PvP and PvE zones

    FAQ

    Q: How long has Minearchy SMP been live?

    A: Minearchy SMP has been live for two weeks.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server on?

    A: The server is on Minecraft 1.21.1.

    Q: Are there Chest Shops on the server?

    A: Yes, you can set up Chest Shops.

    Q: Is there Grief Protection on the server?

    A: Yes, there is Grief Protection to keep your builds safe.

    Q: Is there a live Dynmap to explore the world?

    A: Yes, there is a live Dynmap for real-time exploration.

    Q: Are there custom player warps?

    A: Yes, there are custom player warps.

    Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

    A: Yes, there is a solid economy system.

    Q: What is the mcMMO leveling system?

    A: mcMMO adds an interesting leveling aspect to the game.

    Q: Are there daily and weekly quests?

    A: Yes, there are daily and weekly quests.

    Q: Are there special events on the server?

    A: Yes, there are special events with unique rewards.

    Q: Are there PvP and PvE zones?

    A: Yes, there are dedicated PvP and PvE zones.

    Feel free to join us and see what it’s all about! IP: play.minearchy.com Discord: https://discord.gg/sPrmwkReRw

    Hope to see you in-game!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • /Mine/ – Minecraft Server

    /Mine/ – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further, because our server will take you on a wild adventure to the Nation of Pyro! Join now and experience the thrill of battling Raiden Shogun, Chevreuse, and other crazy characters.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the weapons banner will make you go wild. Imagine wielding the Fang of the Mountain King or the Engulfing Lightning – you’ll be unstoppable!

    And the best part? We have daily check-in rewards that are so epic, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes that will give you Primogems galore! Who needs diamonds when you have Primogems, right?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and screaming in excitement. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Buildings Constructed: 23
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General

    Honkai Impact Minecraft SMP 3rd General
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    But that’s not all! We also have special events, like the Honkai Impact 3rd crossover where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in Minecraft form. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best trolling skills, because things are about to get crazy. See you in the game, gamers!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ScratchCraft Minecraft Server

    ScratchCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy relationship story!

    Picture this: you’re at the gym with your virtual boyfriend, taking mirror selfies on Snapchat because the in-game camera is just better, okay? But oh no, he accuses you of being a liar because you didn’t delete Snapchat like you said you did. The drama intensifies as he demands to see your phone in the middle of the weight room – talk about a workout!

    Fast forward to a showdown at his virtual place where he’s still demanding to see your phone. Things escalate when you accidentally scratch his virtual neck while trying to grab it back. And just like that, he’s off on a virtual road trip with his friends, leaving you alone and confused.

    But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the real-life drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious moments, and maybe even some embarrassing videos in your virtual Snapchat memories. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a virtual community like ours? So come on, pack your virtual bags and join us for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8745

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MILcraftMadness

    MILcraftMadness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion!

    Are you tired of boring, drama-free servers? Well, look no further because we have it all here. Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family feuds and financial woes while trying to build your dream blocky mansion.

    Forget about peaceful building sessions, here you’ll have to dodge passive-aggressive comments from your partner’s mother while trying to save up for that enchanted diamond pickaxe. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, drama llamas are welcome, but griefers will be banned faster than you can say “Redstone contraption”.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Animals Bred: 21 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

    PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to protect your most prized possession from a band of mischievous villagers who are determined to steal it and replace it with a block of dirt. Trust us, you don’t want to know what they do with all those stolen items… Join now for a chance to defend your precious belongings and maybe even uncover the secret underground lair where the villagers are hoarding their loot!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 34
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 New Chunks Explored: 783014
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 205
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PenisCraft: SchlongSlang

    PenisCraft: SchlongSlang
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player on our server built a giant statue of a flying penis that shot fireballs out of its tip. That’s right, only on our server can you witness such majestic creations! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the time our players organized a massive chicken parade through the virtual streets, complete with feather boas and disco music. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most penis-filled Minecraft adventures of your life!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea

    KamikazeCraft: Ukraine vs Russia vs North Korea
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukraine’s kamikaze drones blowing up Russia’s warehouse full of North Korean missiles and tanks, but in Minecraft form! Imagine the chaos and destruction, but with blocks and creepers! It’s gonna be lit, fam. Plus, we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Enchantments Applied: 93
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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