Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Gods Slained: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Buildings Constructed: 24
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 7
Animals Bred: 196 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

    Hunters R Us Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

    Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

    Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

    The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Star Shards Collected: 92
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoof Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Falling into the Void: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 49 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockCraftExCoworker

    BlockCraftExCoworker
    So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

    One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

    But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

    DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
    Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Runes Activated: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TaiwanTussleCraft

    TaiwanTussleCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 103
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

    Pixel Pig Plaque Buster
    come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

    imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

    join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NekoHosting Public Server

    NekoHosting Public Server

    Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 32
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 91

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EchoBoxxx

    EchoBoxxx

    #1 Box Server!

    22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

    JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

    Server Overview

    Server Name Nobiamia’s SMP
    Max Players 25
    Datapack Bliss SMP’s datapack
    Plugins Server management plugins
    Other Features Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? 25 players
    Are there any mods on the server? No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
    How many chunks can a player claim? Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
    Is Keep Inventory on? No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
    What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
    What are the server rules?
    1. No hacking
    2. Don’t grief excessively
    3. Try not to die too much

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

    Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

    But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

    And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Towns Built: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 159
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

    Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

    But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Villages Defended: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LunchboxLolsMC

    LunchboxLolsMC
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

    Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

    Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

    So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP

    WorldViewChanger – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP will change the way you see the world…literally!

    Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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