Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without worrying about catcalling or unwanted attention.

Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are respectful of personal boundaries. No need to cover up in 40-degree heat here, unless you want to protect yourself from the scorching sun!

Join us and experience a virtual world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment. Plus, if you happen to glow like the Cullens, we’ll celebrate your uniqueness instead of making inappropriate comments.

So come on over to our server and leave the drama behind. Build your dream world and make friends with fellow players who appreciate you for who you are. And remember, in our Minecraft world, everyone is a winner – no need to worry about being the asshole!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • /Heem/ Minecraft SMP

    /Heem/ Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and boring players? Well, look no further because our server is the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it lays diamond eggs, others say it can fly. Who knows what kind of crazy powers this Chicken has!

    So come join us on the most powerful thread /heem/ has ever seen edition and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything is possible!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ManlyMinecraftSMPQA

    ManlyMinecraftSMPQA
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience chaos, hilarity, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris who will stop at nothing to conquer all other mobs.

    Have you ever wanted to ask men questions that you were too embarrassed to? Well, on our server, you can ask anything you want and the answers may surprise you. From the best way to build a castle to the most efficient way to mine obsidian, our players are always willing to share their knowledge (and maybe a few tall tales).

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they tend to have a sense of humor that’s explosive!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Void Gems Collected: 20
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BdayBlockBummer

    BdayBlockBummer
    Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Void Gems Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

    NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

    Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server
    so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

    if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

    so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Divine Spears Created: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • FatePvP

    FatePvP

    FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

    We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blockmc Lifesteal

    Blockmc Lifesteal

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    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2764 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

    Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • >Crafty Kong SMP

    >Crafty Kong SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

    But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • HeartbreakCraft

    HeartbreakCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • HolyCraftBoom

    HolyCraftBoom
    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SteroidMC

    SteroidMC

    SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Falling into the Void: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

    InoVix | Grifesko-Anarchy server 1.16.5-1.20 Minecraft server

    Dear Minecraft users!⛏

    We want to invite you to our InoVixMC server!

    ? The server has Duels, Events, Giveaways and much more!

    While playing and exploring the world, can you come across unique biomes? and mobs?, in some biomes you can find useful things and even bosses? Fight mobs and players who want to kill you and loot things and your base?! Also, along the way, meteorites will fall from the sky, containing many interesting resources? Build houses and bases, protect yourself from player raids.

    Explore our server and learn a lot of interesting and unique things!

    ✅IP: inovix.ru-mc.ru

    ✅Version: 1.16.5

    ✅VK group: https://vk.com/inovixmc

    ✅TG channel: t.me/inovixmc

    ✅Autodonate: inovix.easydonate.ru

    ✅Website: Under construction

    ❤️? Sincerely, Server owner Dmitry Voronin (by Pro_1_1_5)?❤️

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos and destruction of Rome being sacked by Visigothniggers! Build your own empire, negotiate with barbarians, and maybe even offer them gold and slaves to spare your city! Will you be a cowardly Emperor hiding in Ravenna or a brave warrior fighting to save Rome? The glory of Rome may be dead, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now for a historical adventure like no other!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP

    Worse Than Japan Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP where Koreans are completely impotent to stop you? Look no further than our server! Join now and become the ultimate ruler of the land, where even Johnny Sins himself can’t compete with your epic building skills. Don’t miss out on the chance to dominate the server and leave a trail of destruction in your wake. Join us now and show everyone who’s boss! #CancelJohnnysins #MinecraftMadness

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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