Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?

And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • VtubeCraft – Virtual Fun Minecraft Server

    VtubeCraft – Virtual Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Vtubing to a whole new level! Looking for advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? Look no further, our players have the inside scoop on what platform will make you the next Vtuber sensation.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have access to exclusive auditions with companies like Brave, Hololive, and Niji. Who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber superstar!

    Need help editing your clips? We’ve got you covered with recommendations for the best video editors in the biz. From DaVinci Resolve to Vegas Pro, we’ll make sure your content looks top-notch.

    And if you’re worried about trolls, fear not! Our players have mastered the art of dealing with common trolling techniques, so you can focus on creating amazing content without any interruptions.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and become the Vtuber of your dreams! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft sensation with our help. Let’s get crafting!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Puberty Blockers for Technology Minecraft SMP

    Puberty Blockers for Technology Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually focus on building and surviving? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with crazy players who are too busy arguing about the best Javascript frameworks to actually make any progress in the game.

    Join us if you want to waste your time debating the merits of LLMs instead of actually playing Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have hot takes on technology?

    Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in code snippets. Will you be the one to crack the cryptic messages and unlock the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us now!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • 3b3t Vanilla Anarchy

    3b3t Vanilla Anarchy

    Pure Vanilla. Looting/raiding allowed. Griefing? Also allowed. Cussing? You guessed it – allowed. We really don’t care what you do.

    Aside from racism. Racism of any kind will not be tolerated – any form of racism will result in an immediate ban. It’s a dark server, but not that dark.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Weirdly Satisfying Minecraft Server

    Weirdly Satisfying Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place that scratches that Morrowind itch while still being totally weird? Look no further, because our server is the perfect mix of bizarre and satisfying!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our custom mods will have you questioning reality in no time.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot and magical creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find that Morrowind itch finally being satisfied in the most unexpected way possible.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Irredeemable Piece of SMP Shit

    Irredeemable Piece of SMP Shit
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet your very own international stalker! Who needs privacy when you can have someone fly across the world just to hang out with you in-game? Plus, if you ghost them, they’ll forgive you and come back for more! It’s like a never-ending cycle of awkward encounters and virtual friendships. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of dodging real-life interactions while building pixelated castles!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ores Mined: 7301

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Saphrex-SMP

    Saphrex-SMP

    Saphrex-SMP New project that was just released with version 1.0.0 Polish coming soon as we push stable versions of the server. The server feature an Hub The server features an Survival *Disclaimer The server is currently work in progress, any bugs or non-playable areas or commands needs to be reported to the Owner ( 24/7 support ) The channels that the owner operates : Discord : In-Game : FATHERR__

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Lose Trump Minecraft Server

    Lose Trump Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Join us for the wildest ride of your life as we promise you more drama than a Mumbai soap opera. Our server is so unpredictable, even Donald Trump himself couldn’t handle the chaos.

    On Wednesday, we’re going to shake things up so hard that $DJT will look like a stable investment in comparison. Don’t miss out on this final grift, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT).

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2245

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2245
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with demon rehabilitation, assassin businesses, and princesses of Hell trying to reduce overpopulation by opening hotels.

    In this server, you’ll have the chance to team up with Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona as they navigate running a startup in Hell. Who knew demons could be so entrepreneurial?

    But that’s not all! You’ll also have the opportunity to help Charlie in her quest to rehabilitate demons and send them off to Heaven. It’s like a twisted version of Animal Crossing, but with more fire and brimstone.

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a demon rehab program or running your own assassin business. The possibilities are endless, and the chaos is guaranteed. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Void Armor Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Khyscraft

    Khyscraft

    KHYSCRAFT is a vanilla SMP server that includes an economy and various features. It has a pvp zone for players looking to battle opponents or friends, where item drops occur and players can strive for top rankings. You have the ability to claim land with a gold shovel; the more active you are in the server, the more claims you will get.

    To get custom enchants, you must have specific amount of experience. Earn tokens that can be traded in a designated area to get powerful cosmetic weapons for adventures or pvp encounters.

    There are ranks you can achieve to increase the number of homes you can set, and premium ranks facilitate easy access to exclusive items, making the grinding process smoother and providing extra benefits.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    ❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5721 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories.

    Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our server is so crazy that even the pigs are doing the cha-cha slide!

    Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26th, where we’ll be giving away diamond swords and enchanted armor to lucky players. And don’t miss our upcoming events like the Solo Raid: Behemoth, where you’ll battle a giant chicken boss with a vendetta against all players!

    But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit this month is Rumani, a mystical wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns to aid you in battle. And coming soon, we have Cinderella, who will turn your pumpkin carriage into a flying machine of destruction!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the killer wife lurking in the shadows…she’s got a mean party cleaning service!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Emeralds Found: 6838
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just because you can. Our server is ruled by a group of evil chickens who demand sacrifices of cake and cookies in exchange for protection from the dreaded Ender Dragon.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken overlords and establish a llama utopia where everyone gets free wool and carrots for life.

    So come join us on this wild ride of chaos and madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Legend Factions

    Legend Factions

    Key Features: Pets — Bring your pets into battle for extra buffs, unique abilities, and more. Raid Outpost — Raid and gain control of the outpost, then defend it against other enemies. Darkzone — Explore the dark world to farm custom mobs, control the outpost, and gain crystals. Koths — Kill other players and capture the koths for loot, rewards, and more, the last team standing wins! Outposts — Claim and defend the outposts for buff and perks! . Boss Events — The player who deals the most damage to the Boss will be awarded the loot. Pinata — Pinatas drop loot on every hit, battle players for the rights to that loot! Custom Enchants — Upgrade your armor with simple but impactful enchants for extra support. :emerald~1: Gems — Gems are our custom currency on Legend Factions, you can earn them through events, voting and crates. Use your gems to unlock ranks and perks. And much more.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

    SwipeCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and feeling like you’ll never find love? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our server is filled with players who are all looking for their player two, so you’re bound to find your Minecraft soulmate here.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure that is said to bring eternal happiness to whoever finds it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a pack of diamond-armored creepers. Will you be the one to uncover this priceless treasure and live happily ever after?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to Tinder-induced despair. Who needs dating apps when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

    Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

    Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

    So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Titanic Battles Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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