so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a coup attempt but in Minecraft, ya know? we got this former army general dude who’s all like “i’m gonna take over this server” but then he gets arrested by Bolivia or whatever. it’s wild, man. come join us and see if you can overthrow the government or something, lol. plus, we have like, the best pixel art of llamas you’ve ever seen. seriously, it’s worth it just for that. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions: 0 Dimension Hops: 0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
Magic Items Found: 3582 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Gryphons Tamed: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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