so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found: 8943 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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