so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 310
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Infinity Stones Found: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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