so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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