Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Falling into the Void: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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